The Crab's Immortality

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT... AND I FEEL FINE

2011-05-21T11:18:00.000-07:00

Personally, I feel that these crackpots and any credence given to them by the media do more damage than good to the trust people place in their spiritual leaders.

I have no problems with belief in the end of the world (or, to put it another way, simply being conscious of the imminence of one's personal death,) but I do have a problem with these people that think they are privy to divine information the rest of us don't have.
That particular aspect is a clue (to me) that they are not all that right. Why would any divine being feel any need that this (or any other particular) guy should be chosen to tell us the exact date of the end of the world?

It is already well established (to sensible people) that no one of us knows the time of their own death, and, supposing one were to die a couple of hours before the end of the world, then what good is knowing the time of the end of the world?
Thus the lack of knowledge of the time of personal death overrides exact knowledge of the time of the end of the world.

Some people already died this morning, and more will die before 6:00 pm Pacific. What possible good did it do them to be told that the world would end at that time only to have missed it?

But preaching about personal death is not as sexy as preaching about a cataclysmic end of the world, is it?
And yet that, to me, indicates the difference between a responsible spiritual leader and an irresponsible (or nutty) one who merely seeks to be noticed by the public for whatever psychological need or any other material reason.

Instead of telling one's flock to repent at the last minute just before the meteor strikes, a good leader's focus should be on the necessity of leading a moral life every day. Claims of the knowledge of the exact date of the end derail this message.

There are good leaders and bad, and yet I'm sure this guy will have an excuse as to why things did not work out as he claimed, and some of his followers will still bite. He'll still be around for a while.

This, of course is my own opinion, and I mean no insult to whatever your own beliefs are.

VENEZUELA - Obra teatral para niños de Cuarto Año de Primaria

2010-08-07T10:58:00.001-07:00

Kiko y Chava acaban de salir del salon de clase. Van caminando a sus respectivas casas.
El Maestro les ha dejado de tarea una investigacion sobre Venezuela y su situacion politica actual.
Kiko no esta muy entusiasmado, porque quiere ir al cine a ver el ultimo estreno.

(Afuera en la calle dos niños caminan por la banqueta, vestidos con uniforme escolar y cargando equipo que indica que son estudiantes.)

Kiko: Oye, entonces quieres ir conmigo al cine? La pelicula va a estar bien padre!

Chava: No, no puedo ir contigo. Que tal la investigacion que nos dejo el Profe? Mañana va a ser el Foro de Discusion y tenemos que estar bien preparados.

Kiko: Pero que hay que discutir? Dice mi Mama que el presidente de Venezuela es un tirano y un mentiroso, y que por eso no lo quieren en este pais ni en el suyo.

Chava: Y que? Eso es todo? Mañana… …solo vas a repetir lo que dice tu Mama?

Kiko: Pues si, no hay nada mas que investigar…
…Aparte yo necesito ir al cine a ver la pelicula de Harry Potter.
Seguro que no me me quieres acompañar? Yo te invito.

(La pelicula debe ser de cualquier sea el personaje o serie favorita del actor para facilitar improvisacion. No precisamente de Harry Potter.)

Chava: No, Kiko. Mañana es dia de clase…
…Ademas, mi Papa no me deja ir.

Kiko: Bueno, pues tu te la pierdes, Chava. Esa pelicula va a estar buenisima.

Chava: OK, Kiko, pues, nos vemos mañana.

Kiko: Bueno, Chavita, nos vemos.

Chava: Bye.

(La entrada a la casa se indica con un cambio de iluminacion o con una pantalla que se elimina.
Chava entra a su casa donde esta su papa leyendo el periodico, con el radio prendido en un comedor o estancia.
En el radio se escucha con volumen bajo algun comentario de noticias, anunciando que el presidente de Venezuela hara un discurso mas tarde.
El papa de Chava esta a la mesa con un periodico donde se ven encabezados describiendo diversas situaciones politicas.)

Radio: (En el fondo) …y eso fue la ultima cancion de Karina.
En la noticias: El presidente de Venezuela, Hugo Chavez mas tarde hara un discurso en honor al aniversario de Simon Bolivar.
Y ahora, seguimos con musica de Salsa y Merengues… (Musica sigue.)

Papa: (Bajando el periodico y saludando a Chava.) Hola Salvador, como te fue en la escuela?

Chava: Muy bien, Papa.

Papa: Y en el examen de hoy… …como te fue?

Chava: Hay! Papa! Claro que me fue bien! Pero de todos modos todavia no nos dan los resultados, es muy pronto, ya sabes.
Lo que si tenemos es mucha tarea que hacer para esta tarde: Mañana vamos a presentar un foro de discusion y tengo mucho que investigar y estudiar.

Papa: Ah, si? Que tema les toco ahora?

Chava: Tenemos que hacer una investigacion de Hugo Chavez y de Venezuela.

Papa: Mira, nada mas! Y yo aqui estoy leyendo precisamente eso. Esperame un segundo… (Se levanta de la silla a apaga el radio, y regresa a su silla.)
Sientate, Salvador. (Chava se sienta a un lado de su Papa.) Fijate que aqui, en el periodico, acabo de leer un articulo de los programas de asistencia social que esta organizando Hugo Chávez.

(Procede a describir el articulo que esta leyendo, el articulo puede incluir critica o aprobacion de la actuacion de el presidente de Venezuela. Se inicia un dialogo basado en el articulo. Esta discusion debera durar dos o tres minutos. )

Papa: Estoy viendo que estos programas sociales son bastante buenos y que van a ayudar a mucha gente pobre en el futuro: Por ejemplo, Hugo Chavez, ha iniciado misiones y otros esfuerzos para reducir la pobreza en Venezuela.
Parece que Hugo Chavez esta muy al tanto de la gente de su patria.
Es muy importante que los presidentes latinoamericanos apoyen los servicios sociales de su pais.
De esta manera van a evitar estar dominados por las compañias multinacionales, compañias que vienen del extranjero y que sacan las ganancias del pais.
Eso es parte de lo que significa ser un pais independiente.
Hugo Chavez a ayudado a unir los diferentes bancos y a compañias petroleras de los paises de America Central y America del Sur.
Todas estas cosas son muy positivas, no solo para Venezuela, sino para toda America Latina.

Chava: Esperame Papa, dejame tomar unas notas. (Chava saca un cuaderno y lapiz.)

Papa: Listo? …Y a pesar de esto, también hay grandes problemas en Venezuela.
Por ejemplo existe muy altos niveles de crimen.
Hay mucha corrupción politica y tambien existen elementos de caudillismo – una de las plagas tradicionales de los paises latinoamericanos.

Chava: No entiendo que es eso de caudillismo…

Papa: Los caudillos son lideres populares que tienen oportunidad de manipular a la gente porque son muy carismaticos y tienen mucho apoyo del pueblo. Desgraciadamente hay quienes se aprovechan de esto para manipular a la gente, no siempre de maneras para mejorar su pais.

Chava: Entonces existen las cosas positivas en Venezuela tambien…
…Kiko dice que todo es negativo, que el presidente Hugo Chavez esta echando todo a perder…
…lastima que en parte tiene razon.

(Una vez terminado el dialogo…)

Papa: Ah! Por poco se me olvida! Van a televisar un discurso de Hugo Chavez, que te parece si lo vemos?

(Ya sea con control remoto o levantandose a prender una television antigua, lo que funcione major visualmente para indicar que el papa enciende la TV. Se apagan las luces que iluminan el comedor o estancia y se enciende la luz que indica que el televisor esta prendido. En la pantalla un actor con saco y corbata, y con la bandera de Venezuela tras el gesticula mientras escuchamos un fragmento de discurso previamente grabado…)

Presidente Hugo Chavez: (Este discurso debe estar disponible en Youtube.) 24 de julio, 227 años del nacimiento del Padre Bolívar, día de júbilo para la patria toda y no sólo para Venezuela sino para la patria grande, para estos pueblos de nuestra América que 200 años después de iniciada la revolución de independencia por estos días hace 200 años, hoy igual que ayer siguen luchando, siguen batallando por esa plena independencia y por la creación de la patria humana, de la patria grande, de la patria nueva.
227 años y lo hemos celebrado de esta manera.
Júbilo nacional, en medio del júbilo de las celebraciones del Bicentenario que comenzaron cuando comenzaba este año 2010, que han tenido su apogeo en distintas fechas, 19 de abril aquel día memorable que quedó grabado ya para la historia del siglo 21 que comienza.
En medio del júbilo del Bicentenario conmemoramos Padre Bolívar con los niños cantando y declamando, con nuestros jóvenes entonando las gloriosas notas del Himno Patrio, con nuestro pueblo alegre en las calles celebramos este tu nuevo aniversario trayéndote esa bandera liberada, bordada, hecha con infinito amor en todos los rincones de la patria venezolana.
27 años cumplía Bolívar hace 200 años exactos. Me valgo de la ocasión, compatriotas todos, para reflexionar y enmarcarnos en la perspectiva de la historia.
Porque la historia, como el mismo Padre Bolívar lo señala, ‘es un inmenso vientre que contiene más esperanzas que sucesos pasados y los acontecimientos futuros serán muy superiores a los pretéritos’.
Son palabras de Bolívar.
Así que necesario es que hoy a 227 años del nacimiento del niño Simón Bolívar, del hombre Simón Bolívar, del padre Simón Bolívar, lo coloquemos compatriotas de Venezuela toda en perspectiva histórica.
Miremos el camino largo, ese camino nos trajo aquí 220 años después y miremos hacia adelante el camino por andar, el camino en construcción lleno de grandes posibilidades, pero también lleno de grandes amenazas.
Bolívar cumplía 27 años ¿y dónde cumplió Bolívar 27 años? Un día como hoy, hace dos siglos, estaba en Londres.
Había sido enviado semanas antes en misión especial por la Junta Suprema por el primer gobierno que se organizó en esta tierra, junto con Andrés Bello, a gestionar reconocimiento internacional en aquella capital y más allá en otros países de la Europa…

(Este discurso u otro puede ser una muestra de audio de un discurso actual o puede ser dicho por el actor que representa a Hugo Chavez.
En escenario hay dos TV pantallas que seran iluminadas conforme se quiera enfocar la accion de la obra.
Hugo Chavez estara en la pantalla numero 1.
El discurso de Hugo Chavez durara dos o tres minutos dependiendo de el material que sea encontrado.
Una vez finalizado el discurso o fragmento del discurso, se escuchara el himno nacional venezolano y se apagara la luz que ilumina a Hugo Chavez.
Simultaneamente se encendera la luz que ilumina la pantalla numero 2, donde se encuentran 2 actores vestidos profesionalmente para noticiero de TV.
En el fondo puede haber una proyeccion o fondo que indica el estudio del noticiero, o simplemente un logotipo que indica el nombre del programa y el numero de canal de TV.
Se sugiere que el programa se llame “OJO CRITICO” Noticiero Canal 9, por ejemplo.
Entre el discurso y el comentario noticiero, puede haber ligero dialogo improvisado entre Chava y su Papa, dependiendo del tema discutido en el discurso.)

Laura Molina: Buenas tardes, soy Laura Molina.

Miguel Saldaña: Y yo Miguel Saldaña, con Noticiero OJO CRITICO, Canal Nueve.

(Comentario del discurso de Hugo Chavez…)

Laura Molina: El Presidente de Venezuela, Hugo Chavez televisado el dia de hoy, dio un memorable discurso lleno de amor por su patria con intencion de unir al pueblo.
Con sus palabras trato de hacer consciencia que la lucha revolucionaria no es fácil, pero si es necesaria.
Y que mejor ocasión para fortalecer en este año bicentenario, en la fecha de nacimiento del lider Suramericano Simon Bolívar, ahora dignificado con su bandera y sus soldados jurándole que, en sus palabras, “tendran patria.”
Líderes como Chavez y Bolívar, que educan, que inspiran, que nos impulsan a estudiar y aprender, que cuando hablan expresan lo que cada miembro del pueblo piensa, reflexiona y quiere decir; que se elevan por sobre la miseria para alcanzar la gloria de servir a los más grandes ideales de la humanidad; que se identifican con los desposeídos y los despiertan, los levanta y los conducen hacia su propia redención; líderes de esa talla, son necesarios para llegar a la paz mundial.

Miguel Saldaña: Muy bien dicho!
Chavez aprovecho este discurso para mostrar al pueblo el proceso de formación de Simon Bolivar.
Más allá del entorno y la circunstancias históricas que impulsan las revoluciones, los líderes son aquellos que estudian y poseen ética pura, que saben interpretar la realidad de manera racional, que conocen el alma de los pueblos y poseen una capacidad extraordinaria para comunicarse con ellos.

(Una vez terminado el comentario.)

Laura Molina: Muy buenas noches, soy Laura Molina.

Miguel Saldaña: Y yo Miguel Saldaña, este fue el Noticiero Nueve.
Inmediatamente despues, presentamos el nuevo episodio “Venezuela, Donde Renacen los Sueños” en el programa turistico “Guia Conoce.”
Buenas noches a todos y gracias por estar con nosotros.

(Efectos de sonidos tipicos de noticiero televisado.
Entre un programa y otro se puede presentar un comercial comico.
De nuevo, se apaga la luz que ilumina una pantalla y se prende la luz que ilumina la otra.
Por favor escojase al actor mas comico y animado disponible.
Vistase a este actor de manera estrafalaria.
Todos los productos anunciados son productos de exportacion venezolana.)

Anunciador: Venga al Mercado de Importacion La Bodeguita, aqui le vendemos lo mejor de quesos, cachapas y golpeados, todo a precios descontados!
Mezclas para bebidas, cereales y leche en polvo. Muy nutritivos y en especial!
Dulces y golosinas: bocadillos veleños y de platano, anis estrellado, barquillos con arequipe. En remate!
Casabe, mantequilla, etcetera. Con calidad de exportacion!
Café y te. Las mejores marcas!
Artesanias. A precios locos!
Refrescos, bebidas, arepas y todo lo demas que necesite para su bochinche!
Los mejores precios para el bolsillo que esta en crisis.
Visitenos en la Calle Del Hambre numero 26.
…Y ahora continuamos con su programa.

(Una vez terminado el comercial, se inicia el documental turistico, donde se mostrara un programa de bellas transparencias, mostrando arquitectura, paisajes y gente venezolana.
Este programa se debe mostrar en pantalla mas grande posible. No es deseable que se utilicen las pantallas chicas de TV.
El programa turistica debera tambien tener una duracion de 3 o 4 minutos, pero puede extenderse poco mas, con musica u otros espacios.
Es recomendable que la narracion sea pre-grabada, y se puede utilizar a varios narradores para maximizar la participacion de los estudiantes.)

Narracion: Lo invitamos a que venga con nosotros al Paraiso en Suramerica.
El dia de hoy visitamos Caracas, bella ciudad de Venezuela con una población de aproximadamente 4 millones de habitantes, Caracas es la capital y la ciudad más poblada de Venezuela.
Está cerca de la costa en el Puerto de La Guaira, pero a una altura de más de 800 metros, por lo cual el clima es muy agradable.
Caracas está ubicada a los pies del Avila, una montaña de 2600 metros, donde se encuentra el parque Avíla Mágica y el Hotel Humboldt al cual se llega por un teleférico.
Es sin duda una de las mejores atracciones turísticas que tiene la ciudad. A una altura de 2100 metros se puede disfrutar de la pista de patinaje y de un clima maravilloso.
Caracas es también un gran centro cultural.
El Museo de Arte Contemporaneo es uno de los más importantes de Suramérica y en el se pueden apreciar obras de gran calidad.
Todos los años, Caracas es sede de un Festival Internacional de Teatro en donde se dan cita grupos de teatro de todas partes del mundo.
Para los más pequeños, Caracas cuenta con un entretenido museo, el Museo de los Niños, donde se combinan diversión y educación.
Caracas es reconocida por sus excelentes restaurantes, con platos de todas partes del mundo.
Cuenta con grandes centros comerciales muy modernos y lujosos que hacen de las compras una actividad interesante.
Entre las compras más populares, para los turistas, se encuentran las joyas de oro y los zapatos italianos.
Caracas tiene numerosos parques.
El mayor de ellos es el parque nacional el "Ávila", que le permite a los más deportistas subir 400 metros de altura en una media hora, recompensando con una bella vista de la ciudad…

(Una vez terminado el programa, se apaga la proyeccion, y se enciende la luz de la habitacion donde estan Chava y su Papa.
El Papa de Chava se levanta…)

Papa: Que bonito pais… …y que linda gente tiene.
Lastima de tantos problemas sociales que tiene…
Oye, Salvador, ya es tarde:
Ve preparandote para ir a la cama.

Chava: Papa, todavia no puedo! No he investigado nada todavia!
Dejame buscar informacion en la computadora un rato, por lo menos.

Papa: Muy bien Salvador, pero no te me desveles. Necesitas estar bien descansado para tu foro de mañana.
Buenas noches.

Chava: Buenas noches, Papa.

(El Papa se levanta y sale del escenario.
Chava se levanta y enciende la computadora, se escuchan los sonidos adecuados, boot-up y tecleado. El sonido de tecleado puede ser en escenario.
Para la pantalla de la computadora se puede utilizar una de las televisiones, pero es mejor seguir el sistema de proyeccion utilizado para el programa turistico.
La investigacion en Internet puede ser acompañada por musica tradicional, audio de videos en Youtube o tener pequeños fragmentos de narracion por Chava, con efectos de sonido indicando que son pensamientos o monologo interno.
Aprovechese para mostrar multitud de imagenes o sonidos relacionados al tema.
Una vez terminada su investigacion, Chava apaga la computadora, le da de comer a su pez en una pecera, o algo por el estilo, se despide de el y sale de la estancia. Bosteza dramaticamente.
Los efectos de luz y sonido indican que pasa la noche y amanece el dia siguiente i.e. canta un gallo.

Una vez encendida la luz, no encontramos en el salon de clase. Chava y Kiko y otros compañeros estan platicando informalmente, de pie, en varios grupos de 3 o cuatro estudiantes. Otros estudiantes siguen entrando al salon de clase.
Kiko le platica a un grupo que se divirtio mucho en el cine, la pelicula estuvo tan emocionante como el esperaba.
Chava le pregunta a Kiko si tuvo tiempo de investigar algo, Kiko se burla que no es necesario, el ya tiene toda la informacion que necesita para el Foro de Discusion.)

Kiko: Estuvo bien padre… Despues Hermione y Harry se encontraron con el dragon rojo, y el dragon rojo les dijo que tenian que adivinar un acertijo… …Pero Harry ya habia leido el diario secreto del mago y ya tenia unas pistas, asi que el dragon tuvo que dejarlos pasar...
…Despues de que pasaron la camara del dragon rojo llegaron al portal magico y alli se les aparecio un espiritu de otra dimension que interrumpio todo…

Chava: …Y cuando tuviste tiempo de estudiar de Hugo Chavez?

Kiko: Si ni siquiera tuve que estudiar nada, que te pasa?
Pero la pelicula estuvo buenisima, dejame te cuento mas…

(Se escucha un timbre y los alumnos rapidamente van a sus asientos, el maestro entra y saluda a todos.
Los alumnos le saludan de vuelta.
El maestro indica que iniciara el Foro de Discusion.
Kiko representara el punto de vista de alguien que tiene una opinion basada en comentarios que le han hecho otras personas, principalmente su Mama.
Hay unos alumnos que lo apoyan. En el guion se indican a cuatro estudiantes, pero se pueden añadir cuantos se gusten con opiniones mas variadas.)

Pancho: Dice mi papa que Hugo Chavez es un grosero y maleducado, que aprovecha su posicion de poder para hacer cosas ridiculas, como eso de cantar canciones populares en television.

Julia: Tambien lo critican que es muy amigote de Fidel Castro, que fue dictador comunista de Cuba.

Kiko: Hugo Chavez es un dictador tambien, ya tiene de presidente mucho tiempo sin que nadie lo pueda quitar.
Y tambien es un mentiroso, que solo esta engañando a su pueblo. Y sus amigos y los que lo apoyan son puros criminales.
Su imagen popular de alguien pobre y humilde es solo un acto falso para engañar a Venezuela y al resto del mundo.

(Algunos estudiantes asienten o aplauden.)

Maestro: Por que piensas eso, Kiko?

Kiko: Eso es lo que dice mi Mama que le dicen en su trabajo.

(Chava presenta un punto de vista que es capaz percibir puntos ambos negativos y positivos, basados en la informacion que obtuvo en discusion con su Papa del articulo, el discurso de la noche anterior, el comentario de los reporteros y el documental turistico que ya se vieron.
Tambien hay alumnos que apoyan a Chava.)

Josefina: Creo que Hugo Chavez esta haciendo algo bueno en Venezuela porque es de los unicos presidentes que se atreven a estar en contra de las injusticias que cometen algunos ricos del mundo.
Hay gente que se queja de como maneja el petroleo de Venezuela, pero el solo esta administrando los recursos del pueblo, y eso es uno de los trabajos que debe hacer como presidente.

Chava: Yo veo que es bueno para Venezuela que Hugo Chavez busque la independencia de la influencia de Estados Unidos, pero Venezuela debe tener cuidado de no sustituir un imperialismo por otro.
Es logico que Hugo Chavez irrite a la gente de los Estados Unidos cuando actua de esta manera… Rechazando la influencia o la intervencion de los Estados Unidos en Venezuela.
Pero esto es necesario para lograr las metas de independencia que el quiere para Venezuela, aun que no le parezca a los Estados Unidos.
Pero tambien es muy importante tener cuidado de no llegar a una situacion en la que el mismo gobierno de Venezuela se heche a perder y que se permitan los abusos de los gobernadores.

Maestro: Y tu por que piensas eso?

Chava: Yo vi que hay apoyo de mucha gente para Hugo Chavez, pero, al igual, tambien hay resistencia.
Por esto es que es dificil saber exactamente que es lo que sucede en Venezuela.
Hay muchos expertos y gente importante de la politica mundial entre la gente que apoya a Hugo Chavez.
Tambien vi muchos comentarios negativos de otra gente que no esta de acuerdo con Hugo Chavez. Por ejemplo, parece que esta de pleito con Estados Unidos y Colombia.
Yo creo que es muy dificil convencer a todo el mundo de que uno es buen presidente, aun que se este haciendo buen trabajo.
Hugo Chavez por lo menos esta convenciendo a unos cuantos que sabemos que si apoyan la democracia y la paz mundial.

(Otros alumnos asienten o aplauden.
Despues de la discusion el maestro inicia un comentario final poco antes de que suena el timbre de recreo.)

Maestro: Muchachos, una de las cosas importantes que quiero que aprendan es que Ustedes tienen la responsabilidad de informarse lo suficiente para formar una opinion educada.
Mucha gente forma un punto de vista solo basado en lo que escucha que dicen los demas.
Si no hay investigacion o un estudio a fondo esa es la unica fuente de informacion que tienen algunos.
Sin embargo, esas fuentes de informacion si existen, posiblemente un poco ocultas y cuesta algo de trabajo encontrarlas.
Pero para tener una vision completa de lo que sucede en el mundo es necesario este trabajo extra.
Parte de este ejercicio es para que Ustedes se den cuenta de esto…

(Suena el timbre de recreo.)

Maestro: Bueno muchachos, es hora de recreo.
Que les parece si continuamos la discusion despues del descanso?

(Los alumnos salen del salon, excepto Kiko y Chava. Chava toma un balon de Basketball.)

Chava: Andale Kiko, vamos a jugar Basket, que ayer no me diste chanza del desempate.

Kiko: Sale pues, vamos!

(Salen del salon y se encienden todas las luces, indicando el fin de la obra.)

FIN

THE POLICE – EL MEJOR GRUPO DE LA HISTORIA? O DE LOS 80s? O NINGUNO DE LOS DOS?

2010-06-25T04:27:00.000-07:00

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Manuel "El Toro" Saenz era, en aquel entonces, fanatico de THE POLICE.

Yo estaba explorando la musica desconocida de THE BEATLES.
Extrañamente, no fue hasta despues, en el Tec, donde encontre compañeros con gustos similares.
Extraño, porque gente de mi generacion no estaba disfrutando esta musica.
Paul McCartney seguia grabando sus baladas populares y produjo una pelicula Give My Regards To Broadstreet.
John Lennon recientemente habia sido asesinado pero no antes de haber producido unos albums (con Yoko) que fueron relativamente exitosos y George Harrison todavia tuvo uno o dos exitos que registraron. Hasta tuvo videos en MTV.
Ringo como siempre, seguia trabajando, incluyendo en el cine (Caveman,) pero nunca con el alto perfil de antes.

Alguien me menciono (creo que Ricardo "El Sharky" Lopez,) que segun Saenz, THE POLICE era el mejor grupo del mundo.

Yo, naturalmente argumentativo, (que no quiere decir que tengo buenos argumentos, sino simplemente que me gusta alegar, cosa que me ha metido en problemas en varias ocasiones,) percibi esto como un reto:

Me acerque a Manuel y le dije:

-Asi que tu crees que THE POLICE es el mejor grupo de la historia.

-Pues si.

-Pero como va a ser esto? Apenas llevan un par de años de popularidad, con un par de albums.
Un grupo, como THE BEATLES, lleva toda una carrera musical, desde sus inicios en Liverpool, su absorpcion de las influencias del Rock y Blues Americanos, su gran exploracion de musica y tecnicas en los sesentas.
Incluso se puede alegar por los ROLLING STONES…

-Eso no tiene nada que ver, THE POLICE es claramente el mejor grupo musical de la historia, escucha…

Asi que, amigos, los invito a participar en un viaje en el tiempo:

Los de la Prepa, estabamos todavia en la tarde, no nos habiamos pasado aun al turno de la mañana.

Es el inicio de la era del VCR, pero muchos tenemos ya cable en nuestras casas.

Las computadoras son todavia algo desconocido o inutil, aunque algunos de nosotros estamos cambiando nuestro Atari 2600 por el Atari 5200, Colecovision, Sega Genesis o Nintendo (Pong ya paso a la historia olvidada hace mucho tiempo.)
Todos tenemos nuestra muy util calculadora Texas Instruments, la de las lucecitas rojas.

Todas las muchachas traen sus Jordache o sus Calvin Klein (les quede bien o no... Y ustedes saben quienes son.)

Las camisetas de concierto (esas cosas negras que inciaban a circular y que por un tiempo fueron lo maximo,) eran trofeo y segura evidencia de que alguien fue al concierto de THE ROLLING STONES.

El cabello aun no llega a los ridiculos extremos que despues llegaria.
Definitivamente, ya no estabamos con el cabello largo, estilo hippie, de los Setentas, aunque por alli, todavia daba pataditas de ahogado la popular onda surfa de Ocean Pacific.

Los hombres mas aventados traian su mullet, comenzaban a traer la colita de rata, pero nadie aun se identifica con el NEW WAVE. Por lo menos en Tijuana.

Las muchachas empezaban a usar su cabello hacia arriba con mucho spray (pero, por ejemplo, las cholas todavia no usaban esa pantalla de pelo que usaron solo un poco despues.)

En cuestiones musicales THE POLICE ciertamente estaban en una cresta popular, pero Sting todavia no se nos salia del huacal.
Conocemos Synchronicity, aunque no todos conocen Ghost In The Machine.
Y ciertamente no hemos visto nada del Calypso & Blues de Dream Of The Blue Turtles.

Los CDs eran desconocidos.
Las muchachas llevan su LP de THE GO-GOS para compartirlo en el salon. Todos escuchabamos musica en audio cassette. Algunos tenian su boombox y lo llevaba al Instituto Mexico.

Ya habiamos escuchado la musica proto-punk de BLONDIE. "Proto," porque en Tijuana nunca existio el fenomeno Punk de los 70s. Ciertamente SEX PISTOLS y otros andaban por alli, pero por aca no se escucharon hasta despues.

Surgieron grupos como ASIA, (adorado por Adolfo Noguez,) que hoy en dia ya nadie recuerda, posiblemente ni el.
Eso no es nada, a otros les gusta el jazz suave de Hall & Oates (Estoy hablando de ti, Victor. Como nos pudiste hacer esto!!!)

THE ROLLING STONES terminaban uno de sus tours, THE SCORPIONS andaban tambien por alli.
Por otro lado, por alli aparece un cantante raro que se autonombra Boy George (y que chotean en un comercial local de un lote de autos, un actor como Frank Sinatra le da un puñetazo a otro actor, como Boy George.) Tambien aparece una loca llamada Cindy Lauper, pero todavia no se conoce como una artista seria.

La 91X ya hizo ese cambio raro de estilo de musica dejando la musica de Rock e iniciando a tocar algo que llaman Rock Of The 80s.
A unos nos gusta, a otros no. Esto crea un cisma en cuestion de gustos musicales (y, despues, de estilos de ropa.)

Las influencias de Saturday Night Fever y Grease desaparecirian para siempre.
Increible pensar que el revivimiento de los 50s (SHA-NA-NA) que sucedio en los 80s tiene la misma relacion que el reciente revivivimiento de los 70s y 80s. El Travoltin se convirtio en Michael Jackson.
La discoteca Copacabana es para los quinceañeros de la Secundaria, (si es que aun existe, a nosotros simplemente ya no nos interesa.)
La epoca del Disco, ha desaparecido.

MTV empezo solo hace uno o dos años.
El album Thriller ha sido publicado ya y es tremendamente popular, de hecho, Cesar Amezcua es nuestro propio Michael Jackson.

Subanse a mi maquina de tiempo, hay espacio para todos. A ver, Rabago, tu alli en esa esquinita (o si no, en la guantera.) Tito, Cynthia, no se me distraigan.

Reanudemos la discusion, aunque solo con unas cuantas decadas de retraso…

Cual es el mas grande grupo de musica de los 80s? O de toda la historia?

Tiene Saenz la razon?

Que opinan?

Recomendaciones:

retroCRUSH

Radio Nigel - Alt 80s Punk New Wave

91X Top 191 Songs of the 80s Countdown List

Este no es muy recomendado, pero ciertamente del tema:

PodOmatic | Podcast - Obscure 80's Podcast

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)

2010-04-12T11:37:00.000-07:00

When I first saw this title it brought to mind Robert Crumb's MEATBALL! comix, in which a rain of meatballs falls upon the earth.

http://www.scribd.com/doc...30/Robert-Crumb-Meatball

There is no way they are not using this initial concept as the basis for their story. Crumb's Meatballs, however stood for a kind of random satori/illumination for some individuals.
That, of course, has nothing to do with this movie.

This movie, featuring the voice work of James Caan, Mr. T and Bruce Campbell, is based on a current Children's book, which my kids are apparently familiar with. I haven't read this one, but I am quite familiar with many other Children's fantasies. They are light, innocuous and there is no sense in trying to work out a deep literary analysis from them.

The movie, however, I believe is a different story, because a dark aspect of American culture is, all of a sudden, garishly presented to the rest of the world to see. In this case what may be a Children's fantasy: having all the junk food available in massive quantities, ceases to be merely that and reveals (not that it was necessarily hidden,) a part of American consumer/waste culture for all eyes to see.

This is a food movie, maybe in the same genre as Tampopo, Babbette's Feast, Mostly Martha, Como Agua Para Chocolate, Chocolat, The Scent Of Green Papaya, Eat Drink Man Woman/Tortilla Soup, etc.
But unlike those movies, instead of the food being presented in terms of its variety or quality, or its enjoyment being presented as a metaphor for general joi de vivre say, the food is merely seen as one more item to be exploited, of obtaining massive amounts of it for consumption.
The food is actually free for all, but ways are quickly found to profit from it.
There is not even a need for this food. Sure, sardines do not present many options for a varied menu, but no one in the island is actually starving or even hungry.

The main intent of the filmmakers/designers/animators was apparently to present CGI food in a way that seemed not only realistic, but appetizing. Other filmmakers have shown food with the intention of presenting it as something to cause disgust, for example some of Svankmajer's short films dealing with food, Tommy's bean commercial, or Cheol-su Park's 301/302.

The food, unlike say, the characters is presented quite realistically. Light, texture and color are all correct, if you were making a commercial for a fast food restaurant, this is exactly how you'd want the food to look.
The sheer mass of food shown in some scenes may still cause some viewers to be disgusted (much like the inside of a garbage can also would.)

I predict we'll see an increase of the use of virtual food in TV commercials, it's just too visually perfect not to be used! Will we be able to tell? Was there a US tie-in campaign with a fast-food chain? Or, was that too obvious? Or, was the grossly overweight mayor parading around seen by the food industry as something no one would want associated with them? It certainly was used in Mexico.
The movie even suffered a strange title change, because of this, now it is called Rain Of Hamburgers there.
Yeah, there is also a story about the relationship of a man with his father... Big deal.

I wonder what the impact of this movie is on Third World countries, where it might be seen by people who are actually hungry, or in communities where food is grown and obtained by means of actual hard work.
In the story food is grown magically, as an accident, and with no effort. Therefore wasting food has no impact on the local economy (or the social psyche.)
The consumers are absolutely divorced from the process of the generation of said magical food, despite the fact that it is a former fishing village, and obtaining food from the ocean was the original basis of their economy.

Yes, it is merely a wishful fantasy much as Willie Wonka is: "Wouldn't it be cool to have all the candy in the world?" But there is a huge difference: This movie is not merely about mass consumption, but also about mass overproduction and mass waste.
The waste is at such a scale that it could not possibly exist without incredible environmental repercussions (which, of course, are ignored by the filmmakers.) The overproduced food, is merely catapulted out of sight in one scene.
We see food fall on the floor and be ignored, we see a giant dam fill with waste food. The dam subsequently fills to the breaking point and overflows, destroys the city and flows into the ocean.

The movie has gotten good comments, much as Kung Fu Panda did. It also has a distinctly different vibe than the Shrek movies or Fish Tale. But I cannot understand why everyone thinks this is a nice movie, and why they have failed to see what is obviously in front of them.

Am I overreacting? Maybe, maybe not.
See this movie in a double bill with Morgan Spurlock's Super Size Me.

Cartoon Brew article:
http://www.cartoonbrew.co...of-meatballs-update.html

Fake Films

2009-11-19T14:36:00.000-08:00

There was this neighbor kid, Rene, who was a pathological liar (probably still is,) who told us all these wild stories. Some may even have had a basis on reality, I'm sure he had some kind of life when he wasn't spending time with us.

The one movie he told us about, that I remember, was titled SHARK! and it came out just about the time of Jaws. Of course, since he couldn't see Jaws, he made up his own version of it. It featured a little bald guy being attackd by hundred of sharks and chasing them and fighting them while riding on a motorcycle. It took him weeks and weeks to develop the full story and he would tell us little snipets of this little bald guy doing amazing stunts while hunting sharks.

I am also guilty of this, once I became a connoisseur, I would tell people about these weird movies, and describe the most incredible events in them in an exaggerated manner and adding mind boggling stuff in a simple throwaway manner. Of course they did not believe me, but I was simply describing Smoky Mountain Christmas (Dolly Parton in a Snow White role) or Killer Klowns from Outer Space or some other such nonsense or ridiculous premise that actually got made into a movie.

They I would just laugh the whole time as they got to see the movie in amazement.

Images Of Male Fertility Gods In Cinema

2009-11-19T14:21:00.000-08:00

There have certainly been lots of male fertility symbols, typically phallic in origin in the past.
If you look for them in art, you will see lots of representations of male fertility, maybe they are not particularily identified or named as an official fertility god, but they function as symbols of one.
All you need to do is look.
I can easily think of pre-Colombian or other American images with giant phalluses.
You will also find them in Indian architecture and art. Unfortunately this art is destroyed or hidden away by modern culture.
I am not a historian, but I can easily extrapolate that if they are hidden or destroyed in the current cultural climate, they are likely to have also been destroyed in the past.
Did the Spanish not destroy most records, art and architecture of the Mesoamerican cultures?
The comic genre devoted to sex (among other adult subject matter) is know as Underground Comix.

Currently, phallic symbols are still used by men. Ties, skyscrapers, cigars, guns, etc. Whether by intent or not is debatable, but ultimately they are interpreted as phallic symbols even after the fact.

Now, as to what I mean by Male Fertility God, obviously one that is officially recognized as one, but also an icon that has taken over the role, or has filled the cultural void in the absence resulting from the disappearance of the religion or cult that worshiped them. In the same way that Santa Claus comes not only from the story of Nicholas of Myra, but also from traditions of Odin, Ruebezahl and Knecht Ruprecht, among others.
The Easter Bunny, (though sometimes seen as female, but often as male,) mentioned earlier becomes a symbol of Spring, birth and fertility, thus a fertility god.

I just finished reading Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett. It is basically a reworking of Midsummer Night's Dream, but set in Discworld.

Of course Oberon and Titania are there, though not mentioned by those names.

On the one had we have the Queen of the Elves and then there is her Husband (played in this photo by Patrick Stewart).

The Husband lives under a mountain with a giant sign of male genitalia, and though the King of Elves is supposed to be similarly endowed, a dwarf comments that he is not half of what he is supposed to be, maybe referring to his general size or maybe his endowment (which makes for a good joke, but not much sense, since he only appears to be, his real nature is something else entirely.)

Here is a similar giant as seen in Religulous:

I can think of two movies featuring the Green Man but can find no good photos: The Green Man (1990) and Gawain and the Green Knight (1973.)

The King appears as a horned giant, and immediately made me think of this drawing.

But also of the many horned hart of Miyazaki's Princess Mononoke:

and in turn of the forest giant, since they are two faces of the same god:

For example the Tororo spirit in My Neighbor Totoro, seems to have a shrine, even if no actual worshippers or cult. Maybe the shrine was for the overall forest and not specifically build to worship/venerate him, though the girls' father seems to imply that.

A forest spirit (or god or demon) that spreads seeds around (and gives them to girls/women) and makes plants sprout and trees grow is not, maybe, a Fertility God, but has to be seen as a spirit closely related to fertility of a kind.
Here I am assuming that Totoro is a male god, though I have no idea if gender even applies to him/her. I know Miyazaki has detailed Totoro's background further, but am not aware of specific discussions of sex.
And while Totoro is probably related to the Mononoke Forest God, at least conceptually, I don't know that Miyazaki consciously intended a connection.

Hellboy II has an intimate connection to Mononoke, in that Del Toro used a similar forest elemental giant:

And also a horned King of Elves/Faerie:

Which makes sense, since both figures are linked to male fertility, although in this case the forest elemental is a separate agent of the King, and not the King himself.

Now, let me point out that I am an idiot, and that it took me this long to see that both aspects of the Shishigami are not merely a Japanese religion/myth conception, but more universal myth figures.

This chain of thought made me start thinking of all the different manifestations of Male fertility gods, which include satyrs, the god Pan, and lead up to the "modern" versions of devils and their connection with goats (horns, hoofed feet, etc.)

This includes the conception of Hellboy himself. Thus the Elf King, and Hellboy are two different aspects of the Male fertility god.

Why are two fertility gods featured in the same movie?

Well, that is simple. Hellboy is named as the Destroyer Of Worlds, which I initially thought meant it in the Catholic sense of bringing the ultimate end of the world and somehow the end of Mankind (and not merely the end of the world as we know it.)

As we see, Hellboy II, not only brings upon the death of the King of Elves, but that of his son and daugther (who happen to be twins.) Hellboy then engenders two twins himself, (did it really take me this long to see this? Duh!)

Thus Hellboy is bringing upon the end of the world of Elves (Destroyer Of Worlds, remember?) while replacing it with a new world of his own progeny. Did the prince not clearly state that he would not be challenged/replaced by someone not of royal blood?

If you recall there is also a fertility goddess or that giant Willendorf Venus during the auction scene. (Of course, Hellboy knocks it down!)

And Hellboy doesn't merely reproduce by himself, he needs Firegirl to do this.

So Female Fertility also plays in all of this, though Male Fertility is featured more prominently.

The difficult thing is trying to figure out what DelToro's intentions are, and whether he isn't simply throwing everything but the kitchen sink in there!

On a different issue, I started to think how Christianity addressed the subject of male fertility.
As I've said the goat imagery is taken care of in representations of the devil, but it is not generally considered a good or positive thing.

I think the image of Christ somehow takes care of it but substitutes the reproduction by way of seed to a reproduction by way of blood.

Maybe the seed and the blood are one and the same thing from a Mythical perspective.

Also, the Lords And Ladies novel reminds us of the Elves' aversion to iron.
With all of that thought on different mythologies I thought it was weird that Christ was killed by iron (nails, spear,) and in this way the Christ myth becomes sort of Faerie-like in that sense.

Since Christ is descended from David, and Solomon, and Solomon was supposed to mess around with genii and efreets and such, could Christ as myth not have had the opportunity to have Faerie blood in him?

I know Christ as alien has been done (Demon/God Told Me To,) but has Christ as Faerie ever been done? Can the thorn crown be seen as an mythic visual evolution of the horns associated with a Faerie King?

I guess the Easter Bunny is no substitute for a Fertility God, Huh?

I thought of The Wicker Man, But I couldn't really remember any Male Fertility imagery, it's been a while. There's probably horns in there somewhere...

The dirty song at the pub has more to do with female sexuality than male. Maybe the Maypoles...

Here in California there is not much of a Maypole tradition, but I've been at some Renaissance Festivals where Maypole dances get pretty wild, Panic and Saturnalia all rolled into one.

And, is that where they show the snails (hermaphrodites) having sex? Or am I confusing it with La Bete (which also features snail sex)?

This is the other side of the coin, and I was thinking of this while lying in bed this morning. This is the first go and I'll polish it up during the next few days, but I wanted to put it down.

I ended the previous article on the Easter Bunny, which is fitting, since it represents an emasculation of sorts of Male Fertility Gods. In general, maybe in Western or American culture the Fertility Gods have gone underground. They are still there, but in hiding.

Highly iconic fertility images (horns) are no longer used very often, but the Superhero as a Male Hero or God is still there. However, the Superhero is strangely lacking in virility.

Yes, we still have James Bond, and we still have Captain Kirk, but for the most part the Superhero is expected to behave in a chaste manner. I can quickly mention a few examples: Superman II, shows Superman having to renounce his powers to be able to engage in sexual activity.

The Hulk, sidesteps the sex issue in his new movie. While the scene is funny and adequately worked into the story, it reinforces the adolescent (read chaste or immature, your choice,) nature of the hero.

Another example is the White Cowboy in Rustler's Rapsody, who loses his mojo if he engages in sex (read, if he matures.) In a way this example relates to the myth of Galahad (from The Once And Future King, I haven't read Morte D'Arthur) who is so pure that he ceases to be human, and becomes almost angelic.

The nature of Galahad is, however, misunderstood in Western Cinema, since Lancelot did not need to be that pure to excel at being Arthur's champion. Remember, he was boning Guenevere all that time.

So, do heroes need to be chaste? I say no to that. I say that the modern chaste hero is more a result of Puritanical influence than out of any actual need of heroic purity.
The Greek heroes certainly were not pure. And I've already mentioned Lancelot.

The other option for the existence of this perpetual adolescence is a denial of Death, as I've mentioned in another thread. An attempt at a denial of Death brings about a denial of growth in addition to a denial of maturity.
La petite mort refers to the period after orgasm (sex.)
And General Jack D. Ripper in Dr. Strangelove denies women his "essence," for some reason or other, but likely related to adolescent fears of death.

Is it that by engendering a child, you are thereby creating your replacement and thus become obsolete? Possibly that as well, but it doesn't cease to be an immature fear.

I am looking at maturity in two different ways. One implies reproduction. A seed is not mature till it is able to reproduce. Thus these heroes, stand-ins for Male Fertility Gods, are immature till they show an ability to reproduce.
James Bond has no kids. Both Indiana Jones and James T. Kirk are cheated into maturing. They engage in adolescent behavior their whole lives.
They have kids and are not even aware of it, thus show no growth or maturity. (And here we go full circle, since Kirk's surrogate, Picard, played by Patrick Stewart is shown as Oberon above.)

Over the course of several movies none of these, or Superman, or Batman, or Spiderman ever truly mature.
The other aspect is that these superheroes are born out of adolescent fantasies of empowerment, thus by origin, immature.

Witness attempts at allowing growth and maturity for the Superheroes in Chasing Amy's scene with Stan Lee, by acknowledging their sex lives.
In Superman II he loses his super powers by engaging in adult activities (maturing) and regains them by "erasing" the events. In Superman Returns, the writers have a dilemma of sorts, in that they acknowledge these events, but Superman becomes, then, a cuckoo, in addition to an irresponsible, absent, immature father.
I cannot imagine George Reeves' Superman ever doing any of this. His Superman was always very fatherly to begin with, except, of course that he is TV celibate (immature.)

Hellboy, refreshingly, matures over the course of two movies. And, if you discount the first film, he grows from child to mature adult in only his second film, resulting in two offspring.

I think this has to do with Guillermo Del Toro's own maturity as an artist, see, for example, his concerns regarding children in Mimic, El Espinazo Del Diablo, but also due to his status as an North American and Hollywood outsider.

The Puritanical influence is minimal in his artistic/creative makeup.

So where are the Fertility God icons? The answer to that is that partially this function has been relegated to the movie stars themselves, their view by the public as Sex Symbols in a way takes care of this, even if as sex symbols they barely take care of the reproduction aspect.

They are very deficient as Fertility God icons.

The other option is to look underground. Take a look at Stag or Adult Films (hey.. ...stag, there is that horn imagery again!) The Adult film industry has never gone away. It simply lies beneath the surface. And the actors and actresses main cultural job is to function as the priests and priestesses of the modern Fertility Gods.

Every once in a while (Flesh Gordon) we still get a genre movie that is simply a silly celebration of virility and sexuality.

Maybe this underground aspect of fertility gods has always been there.

I don't doubt it.

There certainly are private collections and museums of historic sex related ephemera, but they remain obscure and hidden.

I do acknowledge that comics, a different media than film, has allowed the superheroes to mature, have children and die. Superman, for example has done all of these.

But even comics fail to address proper or realistic aspects or fertility, for example, Superman is an alien with different gene plasm than that of a human being, thus would not be able to reproduce. Also his stories fail to address the Man Of Steel, Woman Of Kleenex aspect of said reproduction.

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

For now, I am only addressing Cinema.

Los Cronocrimenes (a.k.a. Timecrimes) 2007 - Film Review

2009-11-19T14:17:00.000-08:00

Los Cronocrimenes (2007)
A time travel story very much in the vein of Memento, and if you are familiar with Heinlein's All You Zombies, or By His Bootstraps, you pretty much know what to expect, storywise.
However, the movie is a tight little, enjoyable, thriller.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmi3OY7cQfA

This is Heinlein's Worm Of Ouroboros theory.
As far as I know it's the first time it's been done on film, but there are plenty of literary antecedents. The "plot hole" is no plot hole at all, it is simply your typical time travel paradox, which no one really wants to address, even Dr. Who tries to stay away from them at all costs.

In Stainless Steel Rat, the simple act of the first ever, initial trip thru time disrupts the continuum enough to generate something even worse than this.
Once a working time machine is built it is inevitable that it will be used, even if only to test it, or to travel thru time and end up stepping on a butterfly (The Sound Of Thunder.)
They only way to avoid it is never to attempt time travel or to never build a working time machine.

The "plot hole," that is, showing the time travel paradox is the entire reason for the film, or for stories like Bradbury's, Heinlein's or Fredric Brown's.

The character here becomes a willing slave of time, in part because he is told he must be. Yet if he did not do that he could possibly have avoided everything that happened, depending on which theory of time travel you look at.
If you believe that there are small deviations in the story, than the answer is that he could have avoided all of it.
If you believe that there are no changes then he is already a time slave, as are all of us.

In a nutshell let me describe Robert A. Heinlein's All You Zombies:

Girl is born and abandoned in an orphan home.
Girl grows up and is seduced and made pregnant by mysterious man.
During delivery girl finds out she is a hermaphrodite and since her female organs are now messed up she needs to live the rest of her life as a he, so she goes under the knife and becomes a he.
Resulting baby girl is adopted by mysterious stranger.
Man becomes involved in time travel experiment and travels to the past.
Man seeks girl, seduces her and impregnates her.
Travels to time of delivery, adopts baby, and takes it back in time to leave at orphan home.
You can see now how the story goes.
There is no beginning and there is no end. We are describing the worm that eats its own tail.

You can say there is a plot hole there, but you'd be missing the point. Causality no longer works in a conventional sense since we are not dealing with normal time flow.

The whole thing is not a conventional story, it is an exercise where the author attempts to study (probably) the most extreme time paradox possible.

There are some time travel stories that feature "Time Police" who go around trying to fix paradoxes that time travelers get themselves into. When they fix a time mistake, they sometimes end up with little time loops isolated from the overall time stream. This movie describes just such a leftover loop. If you do not see the cause of it all, it may be just because it's been erased already by yet an additional travel thru time. The cause has been erased, it no longer exists, and the effects of the error have been sealed away on its own little time loop.
I'm am not saying that the makers even intended this. But if you need it, there it is.

In Dark City, you have a similar situation. There is no beginning, because there is no memory of one (the memory was erased.) You can go outside the story and try and figure something out, but the story itself will not give you a solution to what is, in effect, already unsolvable.

Jack Finney (From Time To Time, Time And Again) came up with a neat trick, he allows Time to heal itself of paradoxes. You are allowed to go back and kill Gramps, but then you cease to 'exist,' and the time stream changes. People who knew you forget you or events that relate to you, yet, even though you no longer 'exist,' some might have feelings such as deja vu concerning you and the events surrounding you. Someone outside of the time stream is still allowed to remember you. But Gramps remains dead.
According to Finney's version of time travel, this guy could have been free to do or not do whatever he wanted. He would have had to live with the consequences, but would not have disappeared nor have the Universe disappear with him if he did not attempt to slavishly follow the memories he had.

Fredric Brown explored all the different options for time travel in his short short stories.

Back To The Future addresses the matter in a ridiculous way, McFly starts to disappear little by little so that he has an opportunity to fix the paradox. And yet, the rules allow him to change the future, and go back to a new life, where the possibility of him existing simply because his parents got together again (for the second time,) somehow does not get eradicated. What are the chances that even after that change in life, the parents had sex at the same time, with the same resulting egg and sperm that would result in Marty a second time?
I don't remember any SF fan being bothered by this enough to deny the Nebula Award to the movie.

Yes, there is a paradox, and by its very nature there is no solution. As I've said, other authors shy away from them.
You basically have two alternatives, simply restructure the events so that effect follows cause (The Time Travelers, where you still get the resulting time loop,) or have Hector never meet himself (The Time Machine, which hardly explores the concept of time travel, they might as well have just had the guy make a spaceship that goes to the Morlock planet.) But, then, you don't get to blow the viewer's mind...
The Terminator series, Back To The Future series all deal with paradoxes, and no one seems to complain.
The artistic choice to present the paradox openly is a brave and valid one in my opinion. Otherwise you get cheated out of the real monsters (Mark Of The Vampire, Scooby Doo.)

Also, don't miss the short 7:35 En La Manana included in the DVD, it's a neat little comment on musicals and movies vs reality.

Will have some more comments when I finish watching it.

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Ok, I finished watching it, and here are my final comments.

I am very impressed by it.

The story can be read on several different levels. Some comments have been made that the decision to present the paradox in this manner is somehow an artistic mistake. I do not think so. The authors are using a language that is well known in the SF readership community. In any event, the whole time travel thing is nothing more than a MacGuffin.
The authors follow their own rules and don't cheat the audience. They are logically consistent. So I have no problem with the paradox.

The important aspect of the story is not the external time travel paradox that is presented, but the internal changes it provokes in its main character.
The character Hector is presented in three distinct stages. Stage One in which he is told the universe is what it is and he cannot change his destiny, and where he believes this so.

Stage Two, which is an intermediate stage where he begins to suspect that he might be able to change his life destiny, but in the meantime is running around trying to catch up with events and still attempting to follow the rules.

And Stage Three in which he realizes he must become responsible of his destiny (there are no rules,) he must pay a high price for being responsible, but there is not much of a choice since the result of being irresponsible is an even bigger price (it does however come the added trade-off comfort of knowing he is not responsible for it; Karma, Destiny, the Universe or God is.)
So which is it, do you let the Universe alone and claim you are not responsible for whatever becomes of it? Or do you take responsibility and live with the choices you must make?

In the process of the story we also see what might be construed as the effects of a casual fling in the life of a(n apparently) happily married character, and the steps (and high price that must be paid) to resolve it.

Yes, the story is about a crime, but in reality it is no more criminal than the irresponsible restructuring of the universe that is created by Marty McFly in the Back To The Future film, or the Tales From The Darkside, The Word Processor of the Gods (1984) episode, it is more like the hard decision that the Mom must make in The Good Son.

Creciendo Con Fe

2009-10-12T10:22:00.001-07:00

De niño iba yo a misa. Tipicamente cumplia con mi hora requerida los domingos en el templo.

Pero llego el momento en que pare de ir. Ya sea por que entre a la Universidad, por que estaba ocupado, por flojera, o lo que sea. Parte es la decepcion que senti al separarse y divorciarse mis padres.

Me case, tuve hijos, y mientras estos estaban chicos no habia justificacion o manera de regresar.

En los años de por medio fui expuesto a gente de diferentes culturas, religiones y filosofias, y lei libros que discutian diferentes aspectos de mitologia, religion, ateismo, etc.

Ahora los ninos estan yendo al catecismo. En las clases de catecismo le estan pidiendo que vayan a misa.

Por razones personales cruzamos la linea y los llevamos los sabados a Tijuana.

Asi que tambien regresamos al templo los domingos.

Desde este punto de vista, yo tuve una "ventaja" que mis hijos no estan teniendo: fui a una escuela particular catolica. Creci aprendiendo las enseñanzas basicas de la religion.

Ellos estan yendo a una escuela publica. En la escuela no estan aprendiendo nada de religion.

En casa, he tratado de ser sumamente positivo en lo que les enseño en cuestiones de religiosidad.

Por ejemplo en la religion catolica se hace mucho enfasis al aspecto de la culpa y el pecado y el castigo.Yo he tratado de enfatizar aspectos de responsabilidad personal y las recompensas que aquello trae.

Cuando los niños me preguntan algo trato de contestarles de la manera mas honesta que puedo, aunque esto posiblemente contradiga la instruccion que yo recibi.

Trato ante todo de contestar algo que yo si creo, y de no ser hipocrita.

En ese aspecto he tratado de analizar lo basico de las enseñanzas de Jesucristo y basar lo que les digo mas en mi interpretacion, mas que en lo que posiblemente yo haya escuchado previamente.

Como ya mencione, estudie con los hermanos Maristas, y tuve tres o cuatro muy buenos maestros.

El primero fue en quinto año, y se llamaba "Armandaro". "Armandaro" nos enseño, primero que Dios nos ama; que la manera de intercedir con Dios es por medio de Maria; y que nuestra responsabilidad esta en crecer para ser Personas.

Estas fueron sus principales lecciones. Un aspecto importante de el fue que Armando se dirigia al salon y hablada de "tu." Es decir se dirigia personalmente a cada uno de nosotros.

Las lecciones de este hermano Marista fueron muy formativas para mi y para mi fe. Y los maestros que tuve despues de el fueron para mi simplemente una continuacion de sus lecciones. Solo para que vean que no los he olvidado los menciono de nombre: "Lincoln", "Seven-up" y "Gasparin."

Algunos de estos hermanos dejaron la comunidad Marista posteriormente, pero esto realmente no viene al caso.

Una de las cosas que yo veo en la iglesia catolica es que existen infinidad de interpretaciones de las bases de la religion. Cada quien ve las cosas a su manera.

Por ejemplo vean la pelicula de Bill Maher, Religulous.

Bill crecio aprendiendo muchas cosas de la fe, pero la iglesia cambio de opiniones y el se quedo con las creencias y la fe del pasado. Esto posiblemente no esta sucediento a todos los catolicos.

Cuando yo creci, en Mexico, se hacia enfasis en la humildad y pobreza y en servir a los demas. Ahora que vivo en los Estados Unidos percibo a la iglesia catolica norteamericana como algo extraño.

Parece que la iglesia catolica en Estados Unidos es algo basicamente distinto que la iglesia catolica en Mexico.

Para empezar, historicamente ha habido inmensa influencia de la inmensa cantidad de grupos Cristianos fundamentalistas. La interpretacion de la Biblia tiende a ser mas literal.

Otra cosa es, posiblemente por que muchas de las familias descienden de trabajadores de campo, que veo tradiciones o creencias que no coinciden o que contradicen lo que yo vivi. Aunque en Mexico vi supersticiones, etas no tendian a aparecer en el ambiente escolar.

Parece que los sacerdotes que me tocaron actualmente viven en un vacio que ignora lo que sucede en el resto del mundo.

Nunca mencionan u organizan programas de ayuda a los demas. Cuando yo que iba a un templo humilde, escuchaba constantemente mencionar a las colonias aun mas pobres, y se nos pedia ayuda para ellas.

Los hermanos Maristas eran misioneros, y yo siempre vi enfasis en la hermandad de Africa, China, la Sierra Tarahumara, etc. Se me hace raro y se me hace dificil identificarme con esta comunidad que ignora al resto de mundo, empezando por Mexico.

Vivo a tres minutos de la frontera, y sin embargo el sacerdote de la parroquia nunca menciona a nuestros vecinos mexicanos. Nunca menciona los problemas sociales y politicos que actualmente hay en Tijuana, y creanme son muchos.

Sin embargo, simpre se asegura de pedir dinero para la propia parroquia. Como hace enfasis de esto! Hasta hay dos colectas diferentes durante la misa.

A la hora de el sermon es raro que este yo de acuerdo con el sacerdote. Si veo que hay algo que me parece bien, de inmediato lo contradice con otra cosa.

Dentro de la iglesia, orgullosamente, hay una bandera mexicana y una bandera americana. Y las demas banderas del resto del mundo, que?

En las oraciones pedimos por el ejercito norteamericano, sin embargo no pedimos por otro ejercito, no pedimos por el otro pais o por el resto del mundo.

Creo que es bueno que en Mexico se haya separado el Estado de la Iglesia, por lo menos los sacerdotes mexicanos no sienten al patriotismo mas fuerte que a su sentimiento de ser miembros de la raza humana.

Yo se que no es un error que la iglesia nortemericana difiera de la iglesia mexicana, o por lo menos por la que yo vivi. Pero me es dificil encajar. Me es dificil pensar que mis hijos van a crecer de esta manera y no van a poder ver un mundo mayor, una hermandad mundial.

Ahora, no crean que no tengo problemas con la iglesia mexicana. Cuando dejamos a los niños en el catecismo en Tijuana nos quedamos a escuchar una platica para padres, a veces dirigida por una hermana, a veces por un sacerdote.

Se me hace raro que personas que nunca han tenido que lidiar con una pareja o con hijos crean que pueden aconsejar a aquellos que si lidiamos con esta clase de problemas de una manera cotidiana.

Es dificil para ellos hablar de temas que realmente se aplican a la vida de diario de una familia, y en ocasiones hablan de temas que no tienen razon.

Por ejemplo en una ocasion la hermana hablo en favor de la union de la familia y en contra del aborto.

El problema de esto es que esta hablando con padres de familia que ya tuvieron hijos y ya tienen una familia establecida.

¿No tiene mas sentido hablar de estos temas con gente soltera?

¿De que sirve hablar de esto con gente que ya esta convencida de los valores en discusion?

En otra ocasion, el sacerdote hablo en contra de la homosexualidad.

De nuevo, ¿de que sirve hablar en contra de la homosexualidad si esta hablando con gente que ya establecio que quiere vivir una vida heterosexual, con una pareja del sexo opuesto y con hijos?

¿Tan importante es hablar que Dios esta en contra de las parejas homosexuales por la razon de que no pueden tenir hijos?

¿Y la adopcion que?

¡En la Biblia esta establecido que los hijos por biologia o por adopcion, igual son hijos!

¿De que le sirve a una pareja ser heterosexual (por mas hijos que tenga) si no hay cariño, si no hay respeto, si solo hay violencia y abuso?

Estoy seguro de lo que Cristo responderia ante esta situacion. Ya que Cristo no se juntaba con los justos, sino con los pecadores y las prostitutas, segun nos dice la Biblia. Cristo solo les decia: "Ni yo te condeno, vete y no peques más" (Juan 8:3-11)

Pelicula recomendada 1: Religulous (2008)

Pelicula recomendada 2: The Milky Way (1969)

Pelicula recomendada 3: The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)

The Golden Compass - A Movie Review - Part II

2009-10-12T10:15:00.000-07:00

Later:

I saw the second half. It does get better, and in fact if the first half was as good as the last we'd have an excellent movie. The best things: Sam Elliot's cowboy, the girl's acting, the visual design, and if you insist, the bear warriors, even if they don't make much logical sense.

My recommendation: Only see the second half. You won't miss the exposition of the first half at all.

Regarding the bear warriors. A war is mentioned and the cowboy (who is a friend of the bear warrior sez "War? I haven't heard of any war?" Which only proves my point about the unjustified existence of a warrior race in this planet.

A recommendation to writers and movie makers in the future: Quit ripping off Star Wars. While the first movie was fun, the dramatic components of the series (and I am talking about the three first movies,) are at the level of TV soap operas. It is not worthwhile to rip this off. I am talking to you Eragon, and to Golden Compass on a lesser degree (lesser than Eragon, but still quite substantial.)
The people who grew up on Star Wars and are now writing novels or making films seem to have read or watched nothing else at all.

Also, while it is obvious that Golden Compass was to be a series, and it is likely to remain unfinished as such (since it tanked,) the open ending manages to work quite well. We don't need to see a series of what is likely to be fantasy cliches played out. We already know how the thing ends.

...this is an adaptation of a highly regarded literary work...

I've never read the novel, so I cannot comment there.

But the execution certainly does not work as film.

While the poetry may work in the novel, the fact that these people deal day in and day out with this leads me to think that people would not even mention it, specially if the daemon has its own name, as Pan does.

I can go a whole day without mentioning I have an immortal soul or what I think of it and its nature.

When everyone knows that Pan is a daemon, there is no need to call attention to it.
I would mention my companion Pan by name, if I needed to refer to him, but I wouldn't even need to mention that he is what is known as a daemon.

An outsider would simply think of it as my pet, or my animal companion. My familiar even, to a particularily perceptive audience member.

I could call my son, my "human son," every time I mention him, but it would have a weird effect on my conversations.

Just think of the movie Dragnet, when Joe Friday kept calling the lady a virgin. This has a comedic effect simply because people do not express themselves in this manner and do not call attention to what is obvious to everyone else or what is simply superfluous information.

There are movies about homosexuality that do not mention the word homosexual because of this same reason of avoiding controversy. I'm sure it could be done and that it would work. That at least would have circumvented the backlash.

As I said, the backlash is but a small problem with the movie, but one that stopped and will stop many people from seeing it.

...To suggest that the word "daemon" not be used is kind of like suggesting that Peter Jackson should have discarded the word "hobbit" and gone with "half-pints" or "small fry" instead.

I disagree, simply because "Hobbit" is not something that might be offensive or might disorient the audience. Plus consider the fact that "Hobbit" has been a part of the current popular culture much more than the obscure term "daemon".

And yet, personally, I don't have a problem with the term "daemon".

I knew the movie used it even before getting the movie. (The movie was recommended at the office as a beautiful film, which I agree it is.)

I have a small kid who is beginning his Catechism and I had to explain the difference between "demon" and "daemon" to him (I'm sure he still didn't "get it").

I had no problem with him seeing the movie.

But it is obvious to me that others do and will.

An example is the word shag" in the Austin Powers movies. The American audience did not have a problem, because "shag" was a term not frequently used, if not a new term.
To some European audiences, it was however offensive, from what I heard. However, in a movie like Austin Powers that was probably an unintended bonus.

...I don't think starting to watch at the midway point is really going to help, but maybe you were joking about that.

My wife saw only the last half, and she quite enjoyed it. I told her she could watch the first half if she really wanted to, but that I did not recommend it. I don't know if my appreciation of the movie exceeds hers, but at least she didn't suffer thru the initial bad portion of the movie.

Like I said, I did not read the novel, nor do I feel like reading it, and I certainly don't feel as if the movie needs to be faithful to it. Especially when the translation of novel to film doesn't work.

...your lack of even the remotest interest in the source material is hard for me to understand.

I have piles of reading stuff on my night table. I am (actively) going thru Dirk Gently (which I never read before, but for some reason thought I had) currently in addition to the two last issues of VW Magazine.

I also just purchased 4 Discworld novels that I wanna read.

I started Stars In My Pocket Like Grains Of Sand... and laid it to the side, but I intend to finish it.

I just finished the three volumes of DVD Delirium which I started in June of last year.

I have literally hundreds of movies and TV shows which have been purchased and are sitting on a shelf and in boxes waiting for me to watch them.

I'm sorry I don't have time or interest to read this series, I don't know the author and he hasn't been recommended to me, in addition to the fact that I find myself not having patience with Juvenile Fiction lately.

I don't think the material should be dumbed down, I simply think that for the movie to work much exposition needs to be taken out. If that screws up some of the story clarity, so be it. How many obscure films have I seen? God knows. When I watch a surrealist movie I don't understand everything I see, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying it, or thinking about it or discussing it.

They can take the word "daemon" out of it, without dumbing it down, easily: leave everything exactly the same in the script, but every time someone says daemon substitute the name of that particular daemon instead.
That would simply make it more accessible to lots of people who would otherwise not see it, I know the author would not be happy with it. But they never are, anyway.

The Golden Compass - A Movie Review - Part I

2009-09-21T09:32:00.000-07:00

I've started watching it, and even though I haven't finished I have some thoughts. Most of the dialogue so far is expository: what the world is, how the universe works, who each of the groups mentioned are and a complete dictionary full of weird new terms used, which serve no purpose at all, etc. That is a lot of exposition to sit thru for so little characterization. Most of the actors feel wasted (Chris Lee?)

The story seems to be about a kidnapping and a rescue. Do we really need all those earlier things explained? They are unnecessary and should be cut out.

You wanna see how it's done? See Howl's Moving Castle, for example. Another universe with different laws, visually beautiful, but does not waste any time in this exposition, instead, it focuses on the characters, and even though one character (Howl himself!) fails the rest make up for it.

In Harry Potter and Narnia (or other similar movies) we also have a lot of exposition, but it is justified, because Harry and the Pevensies are being introduced to a new world/universe, thus they stand in for the viewer.
In this world all dialogue feels artificial because characters are constantly explaining to one another what words mean, what things are, and how they operate, things that should be taken for granted by people who've lived there their whole lives!
If the dialogue was written this way (taking all of this for granted,) it would explain less or at least in a slower manner, but it'd be more effective, because, really, we don't need any of these explanations, as they have nothing to do with the basic suspense generating premise (the kidnapping)!

Why treat the story as a mystery? Isn't it enough that we are discovering a new universe? Do we also need a mystery within it to make it even more interesting?

Why cheat to the audience into thinking the kids are enemies (or in danger from each other,) while using terms the audience does not yet understand ("gobblers") only to learn a few minutes later that it is only play, and that there really are gobblers in the story, but these are not them, the danger actually lies somewhere else? The kids are not the gobblers, but are playing at being gobblers. The real gobblers are actually another group, which we've yet to meet! Why have the mom urgently try to stop the kids from this play, if she knows it is only play, even if the audience does not yet know it?

This endless audience manipulation does not work, here or in any other movie. I resent it and probably other audience members do. And it works even less when it is pointlessly used, why do we need to think that these kids might be a threat?

The use of the word "daemon" is unfortunate and unwise. Yes, some of us know the difference, but most will be confused.
Why not use something like "Dopple" instead? Any word would have done.

But anyway, the concept is weak, having two vulnerable connected bodies does not make sense. Why would I want my soul to be trapped in a small bird or mouse? I would think that people would not live very long in this universe ("oops! sorry, I stepped on your mouse, o wait, you're already dead",) unless they were able to strengthen their souls early in their childhood.

Some of the other concepts also do not make sense, and we just have to accept them.

Why are there bandits in a snowy waste, where nobody in their right mind would travel? Who do they live off? Why call them bandits at all?

Oh, we call them bandits because we want the audience to know they are evil...

Why are there polar bears warriors? Isn't it sorta established in the beginning that this is somewhat of a peaceful and prosperous world? Where is the war taking place?

How useful can a polar bear be as a warrior (even if he is armored,) when you've got plenty of technology which renders the concept of an armored warrior obsolete?

People stopped wearing armor as soon as gunpowder was invented. Doesn't the writer have any idea of this? He must, because at the point where the bear is surrounded by people with guns no one bothers to shoots him.

Isn't a polar bear limited by geography? Why not have him be simply a giant or an ogre or troll of some kind?

Oh, we have bear warriors, because they are cool, and marketable and good Coke pushers, and we might need them later on...

I'll have more comments when I finish the movie...

Lounge Music

2009-09-18T16:57:00.000-07:00

What I'm doing right now.

Listening to some Lounge Music.

Recommended site:

http://www.basichip.com/

You were fired, terminated, dismissed, discharged or laid off... ...What now?

2009-06-11T12:15:00.000-07:00

This is a practical list.

As you can probably deduce, we've had a job discharge in the family.

This is probably some pretty good timely advice. Unemployment claims have gone up in the last few month.

Lots of employers seem to be looking for ways to create cause to fire employees rather than lay them off... ...just so as not to have any rate increase in their unemployment premiums.

It is stressful losing your job... ...it is more stressful being denied unemployment... ...so be sure to stay calm and not say anything stupid or irrational to your employer or respond emotionally with a letter addressing personal issues and red herrings. Keep correspondences professional and well thought out.

This is one of the reasons I haven't posted anything in a while. I'll probably be kept busy for some time with this issue. Please bear with me.

This is a list of the things we've done.

I am putting it down as a guide for others so that they don't have to rewrite the book we've already written.

Please advise, comment or write your own experience. This is to help others.

Don't send the angry letter to the employer.

That is mistake number one.

You should have requested meeting with upper management at the time of discharge.

If it was given to you, you are lucky, that was your opportunity to state your case.

If it was denied, you are outta luck. They don't wanna talk to you.

You may have a chance to state your case...

...If you are lucky.

Even if you have a chance to have your say it will be delayed beyond satisfaction.

For the most part you may not have an outlet for your anger.

You have to be careful that you do not get in bigger trouble than what you are in right now, you want other people, including that judge, on your side.

Be careful what of you say and, more importantly, what you write.

It is good to have a second opinion on your emails before you hit that send button.

Apply for unemployment insurance.

You may have a right to it even if your ex-employer denies it.

Make a narrative of everything that went on. Some of these procedures last for years. Do it now while it is fresh.

Make sure you include all the evidence you can: Memos, emails, letters from clients, coworkers and supervisors, personal notes, etc.

Be careful about proprietary and confidential information, make sure you are aware of all employment agreements you signed at the time of hiring.

You don't wanna get in trouble cause of that.

At the time of discharge you should have requested a copy of your employee file (good luck with that, but it doesn't hurt to ask!)

Internet searches are OK, but not good if you do not know what you are looking for. Legal information is vague and disheartening.

Some of the terms that were useful to us were:

Unlawful discharge
EEOC Investigation
Wrongful termination, discharge
Unfair dismissal
Constructive dismissal

Make sure you know what your rights are.

The EEOC is the federal agency to contact if you feel you've been discriminated for your age, disability, equal compensation, national origin, pregnancy, race, religion and sex. Cases of sexual harassment. Cases of retaliation (this means that they went after you because you made a report or complaint, or even simply protested, of discrimination or harassment.)
It's all good for them.

Make an appointment or simply stop by. They'll take good care of you (it's free, too!)

http://www.echeat.com/essay.php?t=26331 very thorough explanation directed to employers.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2036885_prepare-eeoc-investigation.h...

http://resources.lawinfo.com/cobrand/en/Videos/EEOC-Violatio... news reports videos.

http://youth.eeoc.gov/filingfaq.html this is a very simple explanation for working youth.

http://www.eeoc.gov/employers/investigations.html

http://www.workworld.org/wwwebhelp/equal_employment_opportun...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090129073402AA... sample cases with questions.

http://www.usatoday.com/money/jobcenter/workplace/employment... How the EEOC investigates discrimination claims

If you feel you've been illegally treated, but no discrimination is involved, then talk to a labor lawyer.

There is no way around this. You need to know if you have a case.

You don't have an income, make sure you request a free consultation. Or at least work something out so that the employer pays for legal fees.

Time is of the essence. You probably have less than a year to file charges, depending on what your next step is.

You better get moving!

Visit your library. Some books that were useful to us were:

Fired, laid-off or forced out : a complete guide to severance, benefits and your rights when you're starting over
Busse, Richard C.

Laid off? Don't stress! : how to get from mad to glad
Wiemelt, Kitty.

Career comeback : 8 steps to getting back on your feet when you're fired, laid off, or your business venture has failed--and finding more job satisfaction than ever
Richardson, Bradley G.

Reserve them from a local library and check them out.

You are gonna be fully (100% capacity) stressed for at least a month (however, legal procedures can take years!)

Make sure you watch lots of intense horror movies to take your mind off work problems and help you relax.

Chabelo y Pepito contra Los Monstruos - DVD review

2009-05-27T17:25:00.000-07:00

A very Mexican Phantasm meets Monster Squad meets Die Monster, Die.

It is hard to say how the Chabelo phenomenon came to be. Chabelo was already old when I was a kid. But I guess the US equivalent would be sort of a novelty Nightclub/Vaudeville comedy act in which a baby faced adult with a high pitched voice plays a kid.

While it is common for many comedians to be child-like, Lou Costello, Jerry Lewis, Pee-Wee Herman and Rowan Atkinson have done it, it is less common for them to play actual children.

There have certainly been instances in which US adult comedians played children. Stan and Ollie did it. Martin Short did it.

Chabelo is just such a comedian. As far as I know he has played a kid all thru his career. A familiar face on Mexican sitcoms, and some movies, the Chabelo y Pepito movies are probably his best work. He may have started in radio, but I think he is more of a nightclub performer than anything else. Even now, in his seventies(?) he's still doing the same kid act.

In the early 1970's he was teamed up with a little kid called Pepito for a series of films. Pepito is typically the name of the kid in Mexican jokes, so it's an apt name. Every single kid protagonist of a Mexican joke, dirty or not, is named Pepito. Just imagine as if the name Bart Simpson has been used, time immemorial, in every kid joke.

In Chabelo Y Pepito Contra Los Monstruos Chabelo and Pepito are cousins. Chabelo is actually younger than Pepito, but is what is commonly known as a glandular case. He is constantly eating and when he is not eating he is loudly complaining that he will die of hunger.

Chabelo and Pepito are boy scouts and they go on this camping trip.

News reports of a vicious gorilla escaping a zoo are seen on TV.

Pepito's older sister (Silvia Pinal's daughter, Silvia Pasquel) tags along as she is dating the troop leader. None of the boys are happy about this female intrusion, but they can do nothing about it.

The boys help a man in a cart and he warns them not to go the the Devil's House, which is nearby. The man has a curious deformity. This is one of those freaky scenes I remember even though I pretty much did not remember anything else about the movie.

Chabelo and Pepito are so upset about Pepito's sister that they secretly take off in the morning to investigate the Devil's House...

The troop notices they are missing and tracks them to the caverns below the Devil's House...

Lots of strange goings on, some very creepy moments, a few very funny lines, with one an absolute classic, and ultimately a kind of happy ending.
To say more would be to spoil some of the surprises.

But you do meet lots of monsters as listed on the title, no cheats at all (well, cheats of a sort, but genuine chills and thrills.) You will see death and actual red blood on screen, plus a few disturbing off-screen deaths.

This is a very fun movie that goes from one thing to another without a wasted moment.

Yeah, the adult-as-kid is strange if you are not familiar with Chabelo, but it fails to get to Michael Jackson creepy territory, though there are a couple of opportunities for that.

Wait to see the aged Chabelo on TV for that!

Some non-PC seventies Mexican macho culture humor, the English subtitles don't quite capture the flavor of the jokes, but are definitely PG-13, not cleaned up at all!
Still, family fun if you can accept a different culture and a different time.

Recommended!!!

The other two movies I remember are Chabelo y Pepito y la Lampara Maravillosa (The Magic Lamp,) and Chabelo y Pepito, Detectives. Those I don't even remember as well as this one, other than a pirahna pool in one of them.

Chabelo y Pepito, Detectives is a direct sequel to Monstruos. In the last scene of Monstruos C & P have been deputized by the police to help them investigate other cases.

The movie starts with a destruction and mayhem scene worthy of Msrs. Laurel and Hardy. C & P meet with the police and are asked if they are willing to go undercover to investigate a rising in kid crime and some child disappearances. C & P participate in some set-up thievery in a local Mercado Sobre Ruedas, get away with the loot and are soon contacted by a ciminal kid gang.

They agree to join. The get trained by the gang and soon graduate to another, more sinister organization...

Where Monstruos focused on Gothic Horror, this entry is their Science Fiction episode. This movie is now a blend of Los Olvidados, Enter The Dragon, Village Of The Damned plus a caper film of your choice.

Yeah, for a monster kid it is not as much fun as the horror episode. The laughs don't come as often, yet they are still there. I think I laughed more at this one than the other one, however.

Chabelo's big appetite is still there though more subtle. You really wouldn't want this to be simply a copy of the other one.

So here you got your basic Mexican science fiction conspiracy caper comedy.

Recommended if you got kids. My kids are now hooked and they want me to get Lampara Maravillosa for them, which is the Fantasy chapter in the trilogy.

As a side note, I heard rumours that Chabelo had recently been a victim of a kidnapping in Mexico City, and when the kidnappers recognized him, they let him go!

Mmmmm, chuletas de vampiro!

Faith versus Facts

2009-05-20T13:51:00.000-07:00

What does faith have to do with evidence?

As soon as you have evidence the view you hold is no longer based on a belief.

If you understand the nature of belief or faith, that is, that you are able to believe without evidence, then I do not understand why you would be insulted when someone else labels it as fiction. The failing is in the person feeling insulted, not in the doubter. The most you could say is that the latter is tact deficient. The least you could say about the former is that their faith is weak.

To clarify my point:

Faith entails an individual's belief without proof. Others who do not share the same faith are bound not to see eye to eye with the faithful. It is inevitable. This is the reason why in an open society there needs to be freedom of faith/belief.

Faith is a term which is often misused.

When proof comes into it, such as with the knowledge of the earth being round. Faith no longer comes into it. We typically call this a fact. Fact is something that is empirically true and can be supported by evidence: that is information gained by means of observation, experience, or experiment.

Fact is also a term which is often misused.

I could say the earth is flat (as was done in the past, and still is, apparently,) but experimentation would prove that this is not the case. Thus I can say for a fact that the earth is not flat.

Contrariwise, I could believe or have faith that the earth is flat, even if evidence points to the contrary.

On the one hand Science cannot possibly explain the whole of the Human experience. On the other hand we have Faith (we also have stuff like Film, Literature, Poetry, Art, Humor, Myth, etc.) These are things that science cannot measure or dissect, but still have bearing on the Human experience.

It does not good to try and mix and match, much like asking someone to prove their faith (or, equally, trying to disprove someone's faith,) but only when Science and the Humanities come together do we have the whole (or an approximation) of the Human experience.

Although Religion openly uses Fiction, as in Parables (or even other things, but I don't want/need to get into that,) to teach important lessons, Religion and Fiction are not the same thing.

Someone who equates them is making a mistake.

As an example I'd like to cite Joseph Campbell trying to explain the meaning of Myth on a TV program, and the host of the program can only respond: "Oh, a Myth is a Lie."
The guy is missing the point.

If Mr. Campbell cannot make him see this, then I would not even try.

I do have a problem with forcing others to respect all beliefs.

While I could respect an individual, as an individual, even if he/she believes the earth is flat, I don't think I could respect his/her faith.

This person is simply ignorant, and nowadays he/she has no excuse to be so.

I still wouldn't be insulting, I think you can see from my post I am expressing myself very carefully and respectfully, but that is just me.

I don't think I have the right to request others to respect his faith.

Simply put, they have every right to think him/her ridiculous and to behave in any manner they choose, even if it is insulting.

Ridicule does sometimes serve a positive purpose.

Is there any such thing as "a right not to be insulted?"

I don't think so.

This kinda stuff happens to me all the time in my family:

My Mother-in-law, for example, will have an outrageous faith-based opinion, which is additionally based on ignorance.

I will respectfully point out the facts as I know them, I will point out that the decision that she is about to make is based on a false belief, and that the results will not be as she wishes them to be, and that she should change her course of action.

If, after a few minutes, I cannot change her mind I will announce I have done my best, and that I will no longer speak of the matter.

And I'm not joking, this happened just last weekend.

If she clings to whatever course of action she was going for, this will not make me respect her more. I can assure you that.
In my view, ignorance and stubbornness are a deadly combination.

If I respectfully allowed her her beliefs, just because they're faith-based, then I would be failing myself.

In my example I am citing that my Mother-in-law believes that an asphalt driveway sealant is a good way to waterproof a flat concrete roof, because the guy that is fixing the roof for her told her it is. She claims this is done all the time, and that this is the way the roof was fixed four years ago, it lasted four years, didn't it?

That fits my definition.

When she disputes me, it is because she thinks it is a case of my word against his. All of this is faith based. It doesn't occur to her that she could read the packaging and trust what is described there.

I actually have no proof that asphalt driveway sealant is the wrong product. But, for example, my arguments include the fact that the warranty will be voided if the product is not used per the manufacturer specifications.

In our society, typically, Faith does not put us or our neighbors in immediate danger.
Someone living in the rain forest is not affected by whatever their belief of the shape of the earth might be.

But there definitely are exceptions: Just think of dangerous cults (such as Heaven's Gate,) or practical day-to-day beliefs, such as my example, not dangerous in this case, but costly.

When we get to the red areas in the dial, it is important to recognize it and point it out in a clear, loud voice.
We need to have the freedom to do this, even if it is uncomfortable for some.

I choose to show respectful behavior, even though I may think the person does not deserve it. This has nothing to do with them, and everything to do with the way I choose to live my own life.
I do not mind being challenged in my assumptions and beliefs, this is something I deal with pretty much on a day to day basis, but I know for a fact that some people do not want to be challenged or contradicted.
I think it is generally a good idea to live this way, but I cannot impose my own lifestyle on others. Everyone should be free to live their own way even if I do not agree with them.

As I've said, there are some issues which should not be left to faith, when there is proof that the faith is badly placed. For example: Selecting the proper products in fixing a roof or even choosing the correct vehicles in a trip around the world.

And there are some issues where faith works as it should, dealing with matters where other disciplines cannot possibly go. For example: Dealing with spirituality or the afterlife.

Recommended viewing: The Power of Myth - Joseph Campbell

Recommended website: Flat Earth Society

The Long And Winding Road

2009-05-18T09:06:00.000-07:00

This came to me in a dream:

Once the shortest path is found it will be always be used.

But, no, that cannot be right.

How about:

Once the shortest path is found it will often be used.

Even that is wrong:

Once the shortest path is found it will not be used again, and soon will be forgotten.

Much better.

Life is not about finding the short paths. If that was the case, then people would commit suicide as soon as they figure out they can do it.

Life is about making the trip enjoyable and interesting and as long as possible. People go out of their way to take the long, winding road.

I was discussing this at the office, there was a concern that the geniuses of the past would remain in the past.

Specifically we were discussing the nowadays lack of outstanding and creative engineers. We will no longer have DaVincis or Michaelangelos. People do not seem to want to educate and prepare themselves and always seem to seek the easy answers.

The creative solutions seem fewer and fewer. They are dying out.

I did not and do not agree. I think people are exactly the opposite, though it is not immediately apparent. There will always be people who seek the difficult road, who seek a challenge: People who make it hard for themselves.

How do you otherwise explain people who take joy out of the most astoundingly difficult hobbies?

There will always be people who focus on the details and try to achieve the best results possible.

I don't think we can avoid it. I believe it's in our genes. It is what has help us survive all these millennia, it is what made the first men and women come up with language, with writing, with music, with technology.

All of the survival solutions did not come out of the need to survive; they came out of the need to do something, anything!

Many times we see people who do incredibly dangerous or even stupid stunts. These people are not stupid; they have an unchanneled drive to do these things from which they can achieve either Death or Immortality.

Many times these stunts will cause the death of those involved, but those other times... ...Oh, those other times. We will discover America, discover flight or even take that first step on the Moon.

So, no: I don't think Mankind is changing for the worse. We are and will be what we've always been.

We'll find those solutions, we will make it work.

Recommended video: The Long and Winding Road

Another Job Well Done

2009-05-12T14:13:00.000-07:00

I don't like doing the dishes.

But once committed to do them, I will do a good job of it.

First you set up the space so that you can work properly. This means organizing and stacking similar items to reduce the amount of space they use, thus liberating more space for you.

While you do this, you also want to start soaking things. So I put the larger dishes in the bottom of the sink, which is full of warm soapy water. Then the smaller platter goes on top, and so on.

You don't want to stack heavy stuff on top of glasses or fragile things, so these are scrubbed and laid aside in an organized manner.

Cutlery you can throw in the space between the plates, with knives and sharp thing facing away from you. You don't want to start bleeding in the middle of the job.

If you use a dishwasher which we do, basically for rinsing and drying, then you can start with the larger pieces, like dinner plates. Give 'em a good scrubbing and place them on the rack.

Again, you want to have everything organized with similar objects close to each other, using the trays properly, dishes with dishes, and glasses with glasses.

Then the cutlery is next, scrub it and place forks, spoons, knives together. I'll make it easier on you when it's time to put them away.

Once all the main stuff is in there you can place odds and ends in the remaining spaces, taking care to pay attention to the way the water will spray and flow.

You don't want to place an object out of the way of the spray, or where it will block other objects from rinsing.

You also don't want to fill a container with water and let it stagnate.

Once I'm done the dishwasher is a thing of beauty: Organized, functional, even color coordinated.

Pretty simple, no?

Well, not quite.

I've mentioned before how I live with my mother-in-law.

You can be certain that when she does the dishes all of this will be ignored and you will have heavy pots on top of delicate crystal, knives pointing every which way, plates facing each other, out of the way of the water spray and a mess of intermingled objects as if everything was simply thrown inside the machine.

Needless to say they come out dirty.

I've seen this happen before. Old folks stop caring about what once seemed important.

Just so you don't think I pick only on the in-laws, here is an example with my own mother.

I've seen my mother offer grandkids staying with her if they want to have ice cream for breakfast.

That would never happen when I was growing up.

She has given up.

She figures she did her job and now she doesn't need to care anymore.

Here's another with my mother-in-law.

I'm fairly sure most people living in a modern society know that metal objects are not to be used inside a microwave oven.

My kids know it.

In fact, it was my daughter who mentioned that grandma put a glass container with a metal ring inside the microwave oven, turned it on and left to do something else, ignoring or not noticing the blue and pink sparks inside the oven.

My daughter was the one who turned it off.

My wife tries arguing with her and going over what she is and isn't to do.

But I don't think it's going to work.

We can not make her care again (if she ever did.)

I don't think my mother-in-law is senile. She is too young for it.

I think she just doesn't care.

But then again, maybe that is where senile dementia starts.

People just give up; they cease to care about little things, then bigger things.

They let go.

Others may think it is too soon, but for them it isn't.

My mind is very important to me.

I hate to think it's going to go one day, and I think I'm going to try to keep it working all the way to the end.

There is no reason why it needs to go.

I've seen lots of old folks remain sharp all the way to the end of a long fruitful life.

Maybe this is the key.

Don't stop caring about the details.

Once important, always important.

Be creative.

Read.

Write.

Teach.

Care for yourself and for others.

Eat and exercise properly.

Do the dishes every once in a while.

Recommended reading: Book of Mr. Natural: Robert Crumb

Magic

2009-05-11T17:04:00.000-07:00

Lately I’ve been reading the Discworld novels.

I was aware of them from a few years back, but since I’d never read anything of Terry Pratchet’s stuff before I had not felt an inclination to start on them.

Some of the “funny” fantasy novels are quite bad, such as the horrible Robert Lynn Asprin Myth series with the awful puns and not much else.

It was almost by accident that I picked up an audio book of Thud!

That was quite good, and then I picked up the audio book of The Wee Free Men.

After that I was not yet hooked, but was into them enough that I picked up Hogfather and Making Money to actually read.

I have just picked up four additional novels and Equal Rites is among them.

Yes more bad puns, but there is more to them than that.

In fact you could do away with the puns and still end up with some deep stuff.

It’s as deep as you want it to be.

Terry Pratchet is not just writing Fantasy, but there is a similarity and connection with Douglas Adams’ output.

Douglas Adams was inspired by Richard Dawkins, one of the proponents of the gene-centric view of evolution.

In essence this means that you do not need a supernatural explanation for what happens in nature.

Evolution by means of natural selection pretty much takes care of it.

Terry Pratchet also mentions the Strong Anthropic Principle in his novels.

The Anthropic Principle is the collective name for several ways of asserting that physical and chemical theories, especially astrophysics and cosmology, need to take into account that there is life on Earth, and that one form of that life, Homo sapiens, has attained sapience.

The only kind of universe humans can occupy is one that is similar to the current one.

Yes, Douglas Adams was an admitted atheist, and it seems to me that Terry Pratchet is also one, taking the baton after Adams has left us.

Therefore Terry Pratchet’s definition of magic is this: Magic is knowledge you have that others don’t.

No supernatural explanation there.

In the Discworld magic is a measurable force much as gravity or atomic energy are a force in ours.

And yet, there are two types of magic, one is the knowledge based one (witch/female magic,) and the other is the natural force magic (wizard/male magic.)

There is no need to go further into it than that, since I also want to mention other views of magic.

Arthur C. Clarke, co-author of 2001: A Space Odyssey (along with Stanley Kubrick,) is also a known atheist.

His definition is this: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

This means that in, say, Ali-Baba and the Forty Thieves, the magic door that opens to the words of “Open Sesame” is merely an automated door activated with voice recognition software.

The only problem for Ali-Baba is that he is ignorant of any such technology, thus to him it is a magic door.

Pretty much any instance of magic in literature or myth is replicable by today’s technology or at least a reasonable substitution extrapolated from today’s scientific knowledge.

Yes, there is still impossible magic. But you can get pretty close to replicating most storybook magic.

This brings me to “real” world magic. Again there are apparently two different types of magic in the real world.

The first type is commonly known as prestidigitation or magic tricks.

A conjurer does something that is seemingly impossible in front of an audience, without the audiences awareness of what really was done.

This is known as illusion.

We know it did not happen as we perceived it to happen; the true means was hidden from us, by some kind of misdirection.

Any reasonably sophisticated and educated adult is aware of this.

The second type of magic is known as a “miracle."

Are miracles truly a different form of magic or are the same as the first type?

Well, that really depends on how we chose to define the word miracle.

Typically, miracle is something that defies natural laws as we understand them to be.

It does not good to be ignorant of natural laws, because in that situation there are no miracles.

If you do not know what a natural law is, then how will you recognize when an event defies them?

Natural law or the law of nature is a theory that posits the existence of a law whose content is set by nature and that therefore has validity everywhere.

To know what these laws are you must be a scientist, you cannot be merely a casual observer of events.

As I mentioned before, a casual observer (such as the audience in a magic act) can be fooled into thinking that something which in fact did not happen, happened.

I’m not saying that scientists cannot be fooled, they can easily be, but rigorous scientific testing should be considered necessary to determine if, indeed, an event is defying natural law.

For instance, most of the popular Catholic miracles are not necessarily accepted as such by the Catholic Church.

The Church is very careful about accepting claims of miracles and making them official.

The popular view is that these are accepted by the Church, but the fact is that they are not, and have never been official miracles.

James Randi and the JREF offer a one-million-dollar prize to anyone who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event.

It’s not strange that not one single modern "psychic" or miracle-man has taken up the challenge and gotten the million dollars.

Staying on the subject of miracles, we can again separate them into two instances.

The first instance would be of event which happened naturally without the intervention of mankind, such as for example, the beginning of life or the creation of the universe.

We were not there, the event happened in contradiction of what we perceive on a day to day experience (we have no observable instances of universes being created out of nothing, or of life beginning from nothing, that we could see and study,) thus we can easily call these miracles.

The second instance is events in which people act as agents.

We know many of these are hoaxes, or acts of prestidigitation.

We can prove them to be false, or equally, can provide a reasonable explanation that does not defy natural law.

One example of this is spoon bending.

Uri Geller became famous for this claim, which has ultimately been proven to be a trick.

And yet, people still persist in believing it to be a genuine miracle, by whatever definition of the word they seem to use.

The other instance of human miracles are of events that occurred in the past so that we have only a sketchy description of it, compounded by the problem that we cannot go to the past to observe and study.

One example of this is the miracle of the bread and the fish that is described in the New Testament.

We do not know in detail what happened; we only have an ancient and badly translated text describing it with few, if any, details.

And it is up to us to interpret what the event could have actually been.

The movie Millions has a realistic and reasonable explanation for it: Jesus passed the basket, and as people received it, were ashamed of taking something they did not need, instead ate the food they had brought for themselves and in some instances actually put food on the basket for others that might need it.

When the basket came back to Jesus it had more food than was there originally.

This event is described by an actor playing Saint Peter as a witness to the event.

Saint Peter says something to the effect that originally he did not think it was a miracle, and yet, as he thought more about it, maybe it was miraculous indeed.

The event changed people internally and made them want to share with others not as fortunate as they were.

It’s funny because I’ve seen the movie twice, and twice this scene has struck me.

This second time I saw it made me realize that I’ve seen this miracle, as perceived by Saint Peter, on a weekly basis, but I’ve never recognized it as such.

In Sunday mass, the priest sends out an empty basket, and by the time the basket comes back it is full of money.

Is this a miracle?

Is this what is to be used as the proper definition of the word?

Maybe a miracle is the inner change and growth people experience as they realize they can and should help others.

Maybe a miracle is when people can put aside their differences and live as brothers.

It does not violate or defy natural laws, and yet it happens without apparent scientific explanation.

It seems to me that these kinds of internal changes are what should be considered magic or miracles.

Maybe this is where God is.

A TALE IN THREE PARTS ENDS HERE

2009-05-08T12:13:00.000-07:00

Part 3 - THE OLD AARDVARK'S TALE

This is the last part, where everything comes together:

Well, my dears, the Old Aardvark just loved the idea!

He invited the three brave little Ants in for tea, and asked them to tell him their story.

He carefully listened to them tell it, asked them some questions and even took some notes on his scribble pad.

He also asked them to stay the night, as it was getting to be more than a little late, and quite a bit dark. But the Ants couldn't do that; they needed to return to their homes as soon as possible.

There was so much work to be done!

The next Summer, all the animals prepared for their picnic as they did every year.

They baked lots of blueberry pies for their pie eating contest.

Mr. Badger was feeling specially confident that year, he felt he had figured out Mr. Hyena's pie eating technique, and had been practicing for a while.

Incidentally, he had also been putting on quite a little bit of weight, with all that practicing.

They washed and ironed their red and white checked tablecloths and mended and painted their long wooden tables.

They added lots of ice to their lemonade (they also added that little sprig of mint, don’t forget) and they chilled the watermelons with big blocks of ice.

The picnic was proceeding as usual, and everyone was having great fun.

Mr. Badger surprised everyone by winning the pie eating contest and beating Mr. Hyena.

Mr. Hyena was a very good sport about it and congratulated Mr. Badger, shook hands with him, and personally pinned the blue ribbon on him.

The winners of the games and contests received surprise gifts from the judges.

The biggest surprise ever, however, was yet to come.

After all the food and games were over, And after some of the younger animals were lightly snoring in the cool breeze under the tall trees, all the animals got together, as usual, to listen to the Aardvark's tales.

There was a light buzz among the crowd; some were still commenting on Badger's surprise victory.

The Old Aardvark stood up.

A hush fell.

"Ahem..." He cleared his throat.

"Friends," he started "every summer all the animals get together for the big annual picnic.

We make fried chicken and biscuits, Mrs. Giraffe makes a mess of buttered green beans from her prize winning recipe.

And there's always lots of sweet, tender corn, watermelon by the cartload and ice cold lemonade (with a little hint of mint)."

"We play games and have contests and some swim in the lake for hours."

"Everybody has a grand old time, and after everyone has had their fill of the good food and is tired from playing the games, we get together and I have the honor and privilege of telling you my stories."

"I generally start with the story of the time when the Elephant got her trunk stuck in a butter churner, and how only the old Tortoise was able to solve that pickle.

Everyone laughs and cheers at that story."

"I also tell the story of the time when the Bear triplets sneaked into the Rabbit's garden for some tender carrots and how the only thing they managed to get was caught and to be sent home with empty stomachs and a tender behind.

That gets even bigger laughs and more cheers."

"And I always finish with the story of when the Hippos got a hold of Mrs. Squirrel's paint buckets and how they got in a paint fight amongst themselves, and how anyone in the forest could see pink, yellow and purple Hippos, even days after.

That story always gets the biggest laughs and the loudest cheers."

"I will not tell those stories this year."

There were surprised murmurs at this.

The Old Aardvark then proceeded to tell them the wonderful and exciting story of the Ants who braved previously untold dangers in their days of travel to the picnic grounds.

All the animals listened in absolute silence and attention.

There were some gasps from the younger crowd as some of the more exciting passages were related.

Ants are known to be just about the tiniest animals there are, yet they are also known to be among the strongest and bravest animals of all.

When the Ant's story was finished, the Old Aardvark got the biggest and loudest cheers in his storytelling career.

After the noise settled down, the Old Aardvark called the Ants to the front and all the animals clapped and cheered even louder than before.

It was a perfect way to end the day.

It was already starting to get dark, and it was time for everyone to get ready to go home.

So all the animals gathered their things and picked up their trash.

They said their thank yous and their goodbyes, and everyone went home.

Everyone but the Ants, of course, there was so much work to be done!

THE END

A TALE IN THREE PARTS CONTINUES

2009-05-07T09:24:00.000-07:00

Part 2 - THE THREE BRAVE ANTS

I hope you like the story so far. Don't worry, nothing scary happens:

Several families of Ants also liked to go to the Animal's Picnic.

Some of the Ant families traveled for weeks before they arrived at the clearing in the forest where the picnic was held.

The Ants enjoyed the food, listened to the Old Aardvark's tales and stayed to gather up grapes, peanuts, berries, pie crumbs, the odd pea, and whatever was left behind, even after the animals did their best to clean up their picnic grounds.

There was lots of work to be done!

If the Ants were not wasteful, the food they gathered after the picnic could last them well beyond the Winter and into the early Spring.

The Ants were very grateful for the Animal's picnic; they also enjoyed the Old Aardvark's tales and were more than a little sad that nobody knew it.

One day they got together and discussed it and decided to do something about it. They chose the three smallest, bravest Ants and sent them to speak to the Old Aardvark.

The three brave little Ants prepared their back packs, put their hiking boots and travel hats and said goodbye to the Queen Ant, their brother and sister Ants, and took off for the Old Aardvark's home.

It was a long trip for someone as small as an Ant. And these Ants happened to be very small indeed. It took them quite a bit of time to get there, but get there they did.

When they finally reached the Old Aardvark's house they climbed the entry step and knocked at the big, wooden front door.

The Old Aardvark was home washing dishes that evening, and barely heard the knock. Yet, heard it he did.

He went to the front door and opened it.

He did not see anyone there!

He looked around a bit in the gathering darkness and finally shut the door and went back inside to finish his chores.

The Ants knocked on the door a second time.

A second time the Old Aardvark opened the door and looked around. He still did not see them.

He stepped back and shut the door once again.

The Ants knocked the door a third time.

At this point the Old Aardvark was done washing the dishes and was now drying them.

The Old Aardvark answered the door a third time, carrying a damp dish towel in his paws.

"Who's there?" he asked. He was more than a little upset at this time.

"Look down below!” answered the Ants, yelling the loudest they could.

The Old Aardvark looked down and was able to only see three tiny specks below him.

He was not as young as he used to be. And his eyesight wasn't very good.

"Please wait here." he requested "I'll be right back."

The Old Aardvark went back inside, slowly walked into his study to get his trusty magnifying glass, and went back to the front door.

He kneeled down the better to see the three little specks.

"So, what's this all about then, eh?" The Old Aardvark asked.

"Every Summer all the animals in the forest get together for your big picnic," answered the first Ant.

"You prepare fried chicken and biscuits, green beans and sweet corn, chilled watermelon and lemonade (with a little hint of mint.)"

"You play games and have contests and you swim in the lake." Continued the second Ant.

"Everybody has a grand old time, and after everyone has had their fill of the good food and is tired from playing all those games, they all get together to listen to your tales."

"You tell them the story of the time when the Elephant got her trunk stuck in a butter churner and how only the old Tortoise was smart enough to help her get it out.

Everyone laughs and cheers at that story." Proceeded the third Ant.

"You then tell the story of the time when the Bear triplets sneaked into the Rabbit's garden for some sweet, tender carrots, only to get caught and to get sent home with empty stomachs and tender behinds.

That story gets bigger laughs and more cheers." Continued the first Ant.

"And you always finish with the story of when the Hippos got a hold of Mrs. Squirrel's buckets of paint and got in a paint fight amongst themselves, and how anyone in the forest could see pink, yellow and purple splashed Hippos, even days later.

That story always gets the biggest laughs and the loudest cheers." Finished the second Ant.

"You always tell these stories. And everyone enjoys them.

We now want you to tell our story." Proposed the third Ant.

And what do you think the Old Aardvark did then?

To be continued…

A TALE IN THREE PARTS

2009-05-06T11:03:00.000-07:00

THE ANIMAL’S PICNIC, THE 3 BRAVE ANTS & THE OLD AARDVARK'S TALE

Part 1 - THE ANIMAL’S PICNIC

This story was told to me, long ago, by the Old Aardvark himself. So sit your selves right down on that there big, hollow log and I'll tell it to you, same as he did me:

Every Summer the animals in the forest got together for a big annual picnic.

They started to get prepared weeks ahead of time. There was so much work to be done!

There was always lots of country style fried chicken and biscuits, enough for everyone, courtesy of The Badgers.

Mrs. Giraffe liked to prepare a mess of buttered green beans from her prize winning recipe.

And you could also always count on The Hedgehogs to bring lots of sweet and tender corn, chilled watermelons by the cartload and jugs and jugs of ice cold lemonade (with a little hint of mint).

They organized summer picnic games and contests such as scavenger hunts, potato sack races and their annual blueberry pie eating contest.

Mr. Hyena always seemed to win that last one, beating the Hippos and even the Elephant, for you see, my dear; in this case, size does not matter, it is technique that's important.

They would also swing on an old tire hung with thick rope from the strongest branch of the tallest tree by the lake and jump into it, and splash and swim in the cool summer water for hours.

And you could also always count on games of croquet, volleyball or badminton to be played in the open field sometime in the afternoon.

Everybody had a grand old time during the games and other activities.

But the highlight of the day was yet to come.

After everyone had had their fill of the good food and was starting to get tired from the games, especially after some of the younger ones had been sent under the shadiest old oak to take a brief nap, all the animals got together to listen to the Old Aardvark tell his favorite tales.

The Old Aardvark would first tell the story of the time of the time when the Elephant got her trunk stuck in a butter churner.

Nobody could figure out how to get the Elephant's trunk unstuck, and only after they talked to the old Tortoise did they get a clue on how to do it.

Turtles and tortoises are experts on getting stuck things out of the things they are stuck in.

Everyone laughed and cheered at that story.

The Old Aardvark would then tell the story of the time when the Bear triplets sneaked into the Rabbit's garden to get some sweet, tender carrots only to get caught.

The only thing they managed to get was to be sent home with empty stomachs and tender behinds.

Bears are famous for liking sweet, tender carrots.

That was an even funnier story, and it always got bigger laughs and more cheers.

The big finale would be the Old Aardvark's story of the time when the Hippo family got a hold of Mrs. Squirrel's paint buckets and proceeded to get in a paint fight amongst themselves.

Anyone in the forest could see pink, yellow and purple splashed Hippos.

A colorful Hippo is one of the most unusual sights you can see in a forest.

It took them days to get fully cleaned up.

That story always got the biggest laughs and the loudest cheers.

As soon as the sun started getting lower on the horizon, but before it got dark, the animals would pick up their trash, gather their food baskets and utensils, their croquet and badminton sets, their volleyballs and their nets, and get ready to leave.

They would thank and say goodbye to each other, and everyone would go to their own home.

What none of the animals realized, or even imagined, was that they had not been in the forest by themselves.

Others had been there enjoying the picnic, and would remain for a while longer, even after all the animals had left, and gone home.

To be continued…

Cuatro Ciegos

2009-05-05T08:44:00.000-07:00

Cuatro ciegos estaban en una cueva con un elefante...

Ya conocen ustedes la historia.

Yo no la escribi.

Es muy antigua.

Asi es la Verdad. Nuestras limitaciones no nos permiten ver todo, pero si podemos evitar creer que solo nosotros tenemos acceso exclusivo a la Verdad, y si aceptamos que tenemos limitaciones, entonces nos podremos dar cuenta que aun que parezca que lo estamos viendo todo, no es asi.

Hay algo mas alla que no podemos percibir.

Los demas tienen tambien una perspectiva incompleta.

Necesitamos las opiniones y la perspectiva de los demas para complementar nuestra vision de el Universo y de la Verdad.

The Drowning World

2009-05-04T18:29:00.001-07:00

I dreamt that the world was drowning last night.

Somehow it was less scary and less sad than you would think.

I tried a public phone to warn people below us in a valley, when I first saw the water rushing downhill, and even though I was asked to keep the line open to report any news, the phone died a watery death. I had to leave it behind.

We kept going to higher and higher ground but the water kept swallowing the earth.

At the end there was only a small hill with few people left. Some people were jumping into the water.

There were only a few feet left between us and the water level before we were gone.

Then I woke up.

Recommended video: The Mother Of All Landslides

Beauty

2009-05-04T18:27:00.000-07:00

Disclaimer: I'll apologize beforehand if the following article seems discriminatory. I don't think it is, and my comments and views should apply to both men and women as far as I can tell.

This article was born out of a few things.

A few weeks ago a video of a crazy old woman in a Hong Kong airport became very popular.

In the video a sixtyish woman throws a tantrum that lasts several minutes because a plane leaves her behind.

My first view is that I know people like that. I've seen tantrums like that one.

My second thought is that I feel sorry for whatever poor bastard married her.

My third thought is that, this woman was probably once a beautiful girl that got her every wish, and manipulated those around her, parents, siblings, friends, lovers and got what she demanded every time.

But she has grown to become an old and fat caricature. And whatever evidence ever existed that she once was young and beautiful is now long gone.

It is very easy to look at a beautiful girl, then look at her mother or grandmother and be able to tell what she will look like in the future.

Yep, she'll gain weight, lose those smooth curves, get some wrinkles, get gray hair etc.

Her beauty will fade.

That is easy.

But can you look at an old lady and go back, and see that many years ago she was an attractive young lady? That is more difficult.

Robert A. Heinlein wrote in his novel Stranger in a Strange Land of Auguste Rodin. He wrote that in Rodin's sculpture of an old lady, La Belle Heaulmiere, he captured that long ago faded young beauty of the past.

If you have the ability, you can still see what he saw, and you can see that the wrinkled, saggy breasted old woman in the sculpture was one a full lipped, attractive woman.

It is very hard for me to do this.

Sometimes I can see it.

But also sometimes it is very difficult for me to see that a specific old woman ever had anything youthful or attractive in her.

I think it may have something to do with the fact that few people focus on developing inner beauty.

And when the ravages of time tear away the physical beauty, nothing of substance is left, not even character, which probably becomes more important than mere beauty as you mature.

Can you look at a young girl, and see far into the future, if with the passing of the years she will be able to develop an inner quality that will allow her to transcend the aging of her physical presence? To retain qualities that will allow her to remain attractive, even if her outward appearance has deteriorated?

Can you tell the difference between a young lady that will grow into someone that time cannot touch and someone else who will become an empty, bitter, wrinkled shell of a woman?

That is a talent with a price far above rubies...

Recommended website: Museum Rodin

Recommended Novel: Stranger in a Strange Land

Recommended Video: Crazy woman misses flight

Old Fashioned Things Every Modern Kid Should Do

2009-05-04T18:14:00.000-07:00

(Or a Suitable Replacement)

A.k.a. Things Worth Remembering

This article starts with a George Carlin bit.

George Carlin maintained that every kid should be able to pop his cheek.

If you wanted to know if someone was a kid you popped his cheek.

In one of his live performances he has everyone in the audience pop their cheek simultaneously.

It is a glorious sound.

I'm sure kids still do this, but I'm also sure they do it less and less as time goes by.

I haven't seen a kid turn his eyelids inside out in a looong time.

When I grew up I left many a childhood thing behind.

Now that I have kids I have to remember these things for my kids so that they'll have a chance to experience them before they are gone or disappear or simply because they are not readily available and it takes some effort to do or find them.

Board games

I first focused on getting the stuff I had as a kid, but in my research I found a lot of stuff I never had, or even new stuff that beats the pants off anything I might have had.
No more Monopoly and Candyland for my kids, they are playing Fireball Island, Heroscape, HeroQuest, Ticket To Ride and Settlers Of Catan, among others.

Kids nowadays have way better toys than we ever had, and yet they are missing basic experiences.

A robot that can do everything is a very cool thing, but you can't do much with it.

These are some of the other things that take a little more effort to locate, things you took for granted or things you have forgotten.

The Saturday Matinee.

One of the first things I did was get books, record music and movies for them.

Our kid library has pretty much everything worth having, since I try to focus on quality more than completeness.

It takes a while to remember all those obscure cool movies you saw as a kid.

The Ol' Swimmin' Hole.

Yeah, I actually went skinny dipping in the ol' swimmin' hole, and while nowadays it might be hard to find, there are still regional parks and nature centers where you can be close to nature.

No more frog huntin' since they are disappearing from our landscape, but at least you can see some, and maybe take digital photos to take home.

The particular ol' swimmin' hole was developed many a year ago.

Currently we live right next to Otay Regional Park, and while you can't really swim there, you can certainly wade, see cranes, lizards, frogs, crawdads, and even tiny fish!

Springtime the whole place fills with the daisy-like Sea Lion flower.

Dry Ice

We used to get dry ice from the ice cream man all the time. A nickel or a dime got you a nice sized chunk. You might even get some for free, if you asked nicely.

Every kid should have a chance to play and experiment with dry ice. A recent mail order of steaks took care of this. They kids didn't know what the heck they were looking at. AMAZING!

The dining room turned into Mona Lisa's crypt for about an hour or so while the kids and I melted a pound an a half of dry ice.

Not a suitable replacement: A few times as kids we got a hold of mercury from those old industrial lamp bulbs.

When we moved out of an apartment to live in my parents' house we actually did not have electricity for a little while (the house was still under construction,) we used and old honest-to-goodness wood and metalicebox that my dad musta gotten from my grampa.

That is an experience.

Atari

Atari 2600 games are still good, even if you have to play 'em with an emulator in your home PC.

I'll betcha anything a kid could still have fun with a PONG, if you can ever find one and make it work.

Mairzy Doats

Amaze your kids with the Mairzy Doats song! I decided to read the kids a story at bedtime, they liked it so much that I had my wife read them a story too (Peter Rabbit!)

Somehow Mairzy Doats came into my mind during the story and I taught it to them right after.

Of course they went to school the next day, and none of their friends knew what they were singing.

Some are still baffled.

Firecrackers

Sad to see them go, but they are probably illegal in whichever state you live in.

NO suitable replacement either. Noisemakers or virtual explosions are no substitute for hands on experience. The closest is probably your local radio station sky show, or maybe a theme park.

5 minutes to the South of where we live, in Mexico, fireworks are still perfectly legal.

Santa's Village (or any other suitable local tourist trap.)

My vague recollection of Santa's Village is that of a magical place hiding in the mists of my early childhood memories.

Sadly it closed before my kids were born.

Other lost attractions: Lion Country Safari, Movieland Wax Museum, Belmont Park (still there, but much changed,) & the Japanese Village.

There is a wax museum in Tijuana, and fortunately lots of other theme parks still around.

Parlor Tricks

Remember doing that "light as a feather" trick where you lift someone using only 6 fingers?

List your own favorite parlor trick!

Create Your Own Adventure

Basic interactivity.

I got the kids some of those Create your own Adventure Books from a thrift store. They loved them!

Comics

Getting, trading and reading comics is not what it once was. I would get 10-25 cent comics, read them, sell them back to the comic book store, then buy more!

Comics are now so respectable: Graphic Novels, Sequential Art, Manga, Comix. They are an industry. But by this very same reason you can get the old classics in very nice collections: Donald, Peanuts, Hot Stuff, Little Lulu, Popeye for a very reasonable cost, probably cheaper that what you paid originally!

Drive In Theaters

Sunday Family Dinners

The Circus

Climbing trees

Playing with Army Men

Baseball in the Sand Lot

Recommended sites:

Kiddiematinee

BoardGameGeek

Fireball Island

Otay Valley Regional Park

Atari 2600

Mairzy Doats

Santa's Village